On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?
Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
our server is so epic, even the ex-ambassador to the U.S. got excommunicated by the vatican for playing on it! can you believe that? archbishop carlo maria viganò got declared guilty of schism just for joining our server! now that’s some next level gaming right there!
join us and be part of the madness! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even get excommunicated by the vatican too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!
so what are you waiting for? come join us now and be part of the most outrageous minecraft server in the world! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
| Description | Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. |
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| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated.
Apply through Discord here
We’ve got more hot yaoi action than you can shake a diamond sword at!
And let me tell ya, the creepers on this server are more fabulous than a rainbow sheep in a tutu!
So come on down and get your yaoi on while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen!
Join now and let your inner fujoshi or fudanshi run wild!
Join us and experience a world where you can build to your heart’s content, mine for diamonds without any annoying phone calls interrupting you, and explore vast landscapes without any receptionist transferring you to the wrong person.
Forget about commission-hungry customer service reps and annoying phone calls – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim victory!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only calls you’ll be answering are the ones from your fellow players asking you to team up for an epic adventure!
Just like the OP’s friends couldn’t agree on a restaurant, you’ll find yourself torn between different factions on our server. Will you stick with your Minecraft buddies or ditch them for a new group of players? The choice is yours!
But be warned – just like the OP’s friends are mad at them for choosing to hang out with their girlfriend’s family, you might face some backlash for your decisions on our server. Will you be able to handle the drama and come out on top?
Join now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, friendship, and Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!