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Tectonic

Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Friendly, grief-free, in-game economy, Land Claims, New server, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Ranking system, Ranks, Resource World, server direct, Server java, silk touch, Tectonic, Vanilla, voteparties

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.

Divine Secrets Realm 1.21

AMA, Divine, divine connection, divine guidance, divine revelation, enlightenment, esoteric knowledge, hidden truths, Higher power, Inner Wisdom, mystical experiences, Mysticism, Realm, sacred knowledge, Secrets, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual growth, Spiritual Journey, spiritual transformation, spirituality

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bros, do you like being a total boss in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make your head spin like a Beyblade on crack.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to dive into a world of chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

DisgustCraft

abhorrent, Abnormal, abominable, BIZARRE, detestable, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, loathsome, nauseating, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Repulsive, revolting, unappetizing, unpopular opinion, unsavory, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6426
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Buildings Constructed:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	69
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

Condemnation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraftWar, european parliament, EXPOSED, history falsification, international relations, Invasion, justification, Lies, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Putins, resolution, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, systematic, Ukraine, VIOLATION, war of aggression

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!

Iconic Vtubing Chat 1.21

Chat, chat history, chat phenomenon, chat reaction, Digital Media, History, iconic, iconic chat, iconic moment, iconic vtuber, internet culture, Livestream, memorable chat, Online Community, popular chat, social media, trending chat, viral moment, virtual entertainment, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6603

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of virtual insanity. Like, seriously, this chat is so iconic, it’s like the Mona Lisa of vtubing.

Join us and witness the epicness unfold as we build, mine, and chat our way to virtual glory. It’s like being in a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man.

You’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most iconic chat in vtubing history. Your virtual adventure awaits!

DiaperDrama Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bylaws, common areas, Condo, diaper, DiaperDrama, driveway, Empathy, Fine, Minecraft, neighbor, new mom, newborn, overfilled, postpartum depression, reasonable, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, second guessing, Server, shared spaces, trash bins

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2881	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for dirty diapers in the shared driveways! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and fines over baby waste.

Day 1 on our server: Politely ask your neighbors to remove the diaper, only to be met with denial and demands for proof. Can you solve the mystery of the rogue diaper?

Day 2: Send notices and reminders about the building’s rules, but still no action. Will you resort to issuing fines to maintain order in the virtual world?

Day 3: Engage in intense text exchanges with your neighbors about the diaper dilemma. Will you show emotional empathy or stick to the bylaws like a true Minecraft warrior?

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting boundaries, dealing with postpartum depression, and fighting for justice in the face of dirty diapers. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

BloodyBroBedSwap

bedsheets, BLEEDING, blood stains, BloodyBroBedSwap, Boundaries, brother, charger, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, Eczema, Etiquette, family, household chores, hygiene, open sores, personal space, relationships, reminder, Respect, Siblings

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.

So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!

DriveByCraft SMP

Adrenaline, car accessories, car culture, car customization, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car performance, car safety, car technology, commuting, DriveByCraft, Driving, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Relaxation, road trips, scenic routes, smp, SPEED, traffic, Transportation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4416
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. And get this, our main mode of transportation is riding pigs with saddles, because who needs cars when you have bacon-powered speedsters, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until you cry, then you have to join our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraftHits

Ballads, CryCraftHits, emotional ballads, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, melancholic tracks, moving music, poignant tunes, sad songs, sentimental music, songs that make you cry, sorrowful melodies, soul-stirring songs, tear-inducing tracks, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching songs, weepy tracks

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you bawling like a baby in no time! Join us and experience the emotional rollercoaster of Minecraft like never before. Our spawn area is a giant tissue box because you’re gonna need it after hearing the saddest songs played on repeat. So come on, grab your pickaxe and your waterproof mascara, because this server will have you crying tears of joy (and maybe a little bit of frustration).

CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

concerns, CraftyPutinsEconWoes, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic outlook, economic stability, Economy, financial crisis, global economy, Government, inflation, international relations, News, Politics, putin, recession, Reuters, russia, Russian economy, sanctions

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, putin is like freaking out about russia’s economy, right? like, he’s probably sitting in his fancy office, sweating bullets and stuff. but, like, we have the perfect solution for him – join our minecraft server!

imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.

plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.

so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.