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Verda Realms: Where only the most mature players survive… or at least pretend to be.

alliances, apply, Architecture, Builders, challenge, Community, Conquest, Discord, DOMINANCE, Factions, FANTASY, Journey, Map, Mature, Medieval, passionate, Players, PRETEND, Realms, Server, smp, strategists, SURVIVE, vassalize, Verda, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Verda Realms Minecraft Server

Server Info	We are a small, friendly community with passionate builders and strategists. Our server is exclusively for players 16+ and is whitelisted.
Focus
Architecture	Medieval and classical architecture styles for a cohesive fantasy-themed map.
Join Us	Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/vmcP8zER
World Map	http://45.85.250.88:31966/#

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server open to all ages?	No, the server is exclusively for players 16 years old and above.
What is the server focus?	The focus is on Nations & Factions, using the Medieval Factions plugin.
How do I join the server?	Join our discord server and apply for the whitelist.
What architecture styles are used on the server?	Medieval and classical architecture styles for a cohesive fantasy-themed map.

CraftyChicksServer

#clues, Body language, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Decoding, emotional intelligence, hidden messages, Hints, intuition, Men, Miscommunication., misinterpretation, nonverbal cues, Perception, relationships, sensitivity, Signals, Subtleties, Understanding, unspoken, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3078
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of clueless guys not picking up on your hints? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and finally be surrounded by players who actually understand when you’re dropping hints like a pro.

Our server is like a magical land where every block you break reveals a hidden message from the women of the server. Whether it’s a subtle wink made out of diamond blocks or a secret love note spelled out in redstone, our players are masters at decoding the hints that most men would totally miss.

So if you’re ready to have your hints actually acknowledged and appreciated, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate who can read your mind before you even say a word!

Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server

Africa, Attack, Boko Haram, Conflict, current events, extremism, Farmers, gunmen, Insurgency, International, killings, militants, Minecraft, News, Nigeria, SECURITY, Server, suspected, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, zombies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	63	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2628	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Votes:	7101
Ores Mined:	581	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6411	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	781109
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	5951	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	516906
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	7472
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5654
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4480
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.