vassal state Minecraft Servers

vassal state Minecraft Servers

  • StepDadSassCraft

    StepDadSassCraft
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7906
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

    Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

    Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

    TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 1934
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Star Shards Collected: 82
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

    so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

    and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

    so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ModernVanilla

    ModernVanilla
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7857
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

    play.modernvanilla.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

    NoobCrusher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 2500
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ores Mined: 3581 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

    KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2302
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Votes: 7473 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PillagedParents Minecraft Server

    PillagedParents Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4016
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2829
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

    Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

    Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PreggoRageCraft

    PreggoRageCraft
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8369
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6654 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

    FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6854
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedroomTreasureHideout

    BedroomTreasureHideout
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6667
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Falling into the Void: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

    CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 7341
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 415 Mines Excavated: 4447
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

    imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

    plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKremlin

    CraftyKremlin
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1532
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Crops Grown: 1874 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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