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The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4340	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	141903
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

BlockBusterCrime

BlockBusterCrime, consequences, crime, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, hypothetical consequence, hypothetical crime, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, never happen again, personal values, punishment, society, worst crime

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, border tensions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cross-border conflict, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli citizen, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, regional instability, retaliation fears, Rockets, security concerns, security threats, Server, violence, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	316355	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol imagine if rockets were fired in minecraft and you had to dodge them while building your epic base! that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on our server! join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while trying to survive and thrive in a world full of danger and excitement! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of insane action?! come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

GalileeGriefers

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, death, Destruction, Galilee, GalileeGriefers, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, rocket strike, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Potions Brewed:	71	Farms Harvested:	367
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of your TNT cannon! forget about real life drama like hezbollah strikes, on our server the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! join now for a chance to build the most epic base and battle it out with other players in insane pvp battles! who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world full of endless fun and adventure! come join us now and leave the real world behind!

MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.

we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	157
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

burvtree.playit.gg:50003

FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Votes:	8746
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!