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Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1928	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Buildings Constructed:	50	Chimeras Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

Creative, Join, lives, mature player community epic servers custom items quests shops money builders plot boss fights armor weapons terrain enchants cool people skinwalkers Java Bedrock version links, Network, Other, SKY, steal, Surviving, Today, torrent

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Items Found:	2552
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mines Excavated:	1273

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Towns Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6745
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

actions, adorable, AdorbsGamerGirls, Behavior, charming, cute, delightful, endearing, Gestures, Girls, guys, habits, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Minecraft, reddit, smp, SWEET, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

’94CraftNoMore24

1994, 2024.., 94CraftNoMore24, Advancements, changes, comparison, Developments, Differences, Evolution, Future, History, Innovations, obsolete, Outdated, past, PRESENT, progress, Technology, Time, Transformations, trends, Years

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

authentic, blocks, Communication, Crafty, Expressions, INEQUALITY, Items, Language, lexicon, linguistics, linguists, phrases, Poor, rare, Rich, Riches, semantics, simpler, society, vocabulary, wealth, Words

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	582512	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!