vassal – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

EuroCraft: Macron’s Revenge
Alliance, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, France, geopolitical shifts, global affairs, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leadership, Macron, Macrons, power dynamics, Revenge, SOVEREIGNTY, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, US, vassal, world politics
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you guys. like, imagine if Europe was a Minecraft server and the US was, like, trying to boss them around. Macron is, like, nah bro, we ain’t gonna be your vassal, we gonna build our own empire in Minecraft. Join this server if you wanna be part of the epic battle between Europe and the US, but in Minecraft form. Build your own castle, wage war against other players, and show Trump who’s boss. Plus, Macron might even pop in for a surprise visit and drop some sick loot for you. So, like, join now and show the world that Europe ain’t gonna be pushed around by anyone, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Let’s go, gamers!

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Wolfy Spice Mine
Adventure, Anime, appreciation, cute, economics, FANTASY, folklore, Goddess, Holo, Journey, Lawrence, light novel, Manga, Medieval, Pure, romance, Spice, spice and wolf, Trading, wise wolf, wolf girl, Wolfy
Join our Minecraft server and become part of a world where Holo the wise wolf reigns supreme! She will guide you through epic quests and challenges, using her mystical powers to help you conquer all obstacles. Plus, rumor has it that she can even summon diamond blocks with a flick of her tail!
But beware, Holo is not the only magical creature in this realm. You’ll encounter talking cows, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Holo is waiting for you to prove yourself worthy of her wisdom and join her pack of fearless Minecraft warriors.

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Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?
Cock, Crafty, know, long trail tags, McCraftface, She, Suck, tags, wwyd
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries and absurdities never end! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate secret of who “she” is – and if you figure it out, well, let’s just say there’s a special reward waiting for you. And no, it’s not just a pat on the back.
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, if you want to know who “she” is, you better be ready to bring your A-game – and maybe a spare pair of pants.

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GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft
animal, avian, bird, chickens, Communication, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, etymology, GobbleCraft, Hindi, interchange, International, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, Naming, peru, Play, speak, species, translation, turkey, Turkeys, turkish, vocabulary, Words
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United
“Gura killer, CLOSEST, cold case, creeper, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal profiling, forensic evidence, Guras, investigation, Killers, law enforcement, murder, Mystery, Nightmare, serial killer, Server, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspect list, suspect profile, suspect search, true crime, United, unsolved, WORST
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!
Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

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DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”
Aerial Photography, Artificial Intelligence, commercial use, data collection, DroneCraft, Drones, flying machines, future technology, hobbyists, innovation, Military, Military operations, privacy concerns, reconnaissance, remote control, robotics, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, Video recording
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!
Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!
Adjudicator, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, laughs, loadouts, McMineFace, minecrafty, objective-based missions, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, squad edition, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.
But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.
Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!
So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

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Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
Awareness, Behavior, Conclusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotions, fear, gals, gender, Manipulation, mental health, misconceptions, Misogyny, Perception, psychopath, Psychopaths, realization, Reflection, relationships, society, Stereotypes, stigma, TOXIC, Tread, Truth, Women
Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

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SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!
cheeky personality, chickens, Henjin no Salad Bowl, I love her charm, Main, rule, salad, saladcraft, She is so good, Top, Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

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Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players
anti-racism, bedrock, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Players, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, tolerant, white privilege
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

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Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!
(Domestic), adorable, animal, canine, companion, Country, Craft, cute, dog, Dogs, Drool, four-legged, Friend, Furry, Loyal, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet lover, pet owner, pet photography, pet portrait, pet therapy, pixels, pup, rule
So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

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