Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

#beards, #facial hair, Afghanistan, Appearance, Beardless, bros, cultural norms, discrimination, dismiss, enforcement, grooming standards, Islamic law, Men, Military, Minecraft, Morality Police, personnel, regulations, religious beliefs, security forces, Server, social control, Taliban, Taliban rules

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

RatSizedSpidersRevival

Animal Behavior, arachnids, british wildlife, COMEBACK, conservation, ecosystem balance, environmental news, Extinction, invasive species, ITV News, Pest Control, rare sightings, Rats, RatSizedSpidersRevival, rodent predators, spider populations, spider resurgence, Spiders, uk, urban wildlife, wildlife

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5625	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG, u guys gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where SPIDERS THE SIZE OF RATS come back from near extinction in the UK! It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft! Imagine fighting off these giant spiders with your friends, screaming and laughing as you try to survive. Plus, there’s a secret underground lair where the spiders are plotting their revenge on humanity. Will you be brave enough to take them on and save the world from arachnid domination? Join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

SnuffToAntiDisMinecraft

Adulthood, antidisestablishmentarianism, Childhood, cognitive development., Development, education, growing up, knowledge, language skills, learning, linguistic, Literacy, longest word, Maturity, Milestones, progress, Snuffleupagus, SnuffToAntiDisMinecraft, vocabulary, vocabulary expansion, Words

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and leprechauns dat give u unlimited diamonds. like, for realz, if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of candy. and guess what? u can fly on a giant marshmallow cloud while shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a pet dragon dat farts glitter? yea, dat’s right. u can ride on its back while it breathes fire and confetti. it’s like a party every day on dis server.

so, if u wanna level up ur minecraft game and have the most epic adventures of ur life, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?

SugarCraftCity

Blood sugar, Chronic illness, diabetes, diet, Epidemic, glucose levels, health, Healthcare, insulin, insulin resistance, Lifestyle, Medical, obesity, Prevention, research, statistics, SugarCraftCity, Treatment, trends, type 2 diabetes, united states

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crops Grown:	2926	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so like, u know how u get those cravings for sugary snacks and u just cant stop eating them? well, on our server, we have so many sugary treats that u will never want to leave! we have candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and even a donut forest! plus, all that sugar will give u the energy u need to mine for diamonds all day long! come join us and watch as ur type 2 diabetes increases by almost 20% in just one week! its gonna be a wild ride, so bring ur insulin and get ready to party!

Welcome to the Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2 – Where even the ring bearer can’t escape the creeper! Erm… wait…

Bearer, bedrock, building, Collaborative projects, Community, content creators, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Items, dedicated players, dynamic mechanics, Economy, erm, Escape, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcoin, Hobbitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, player-driven economy, Plugins, Ring, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, WAIT

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3080	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Platform
Features	– Custom items– Dynamic mechanics– Player-driven economy
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Events	Regular events and collaborative projects

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

2. What is Hobbitcoin?

Hobbitcoin is the currency used on our server’s player-driven economy. You can earn Hobbitcoin by participating in various activities on the server.

3. Is the server vanilla or modded?

Our server offers a vanilla-inspired experience with the addition of custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy through plugins.

4. Are there age restrictions for joining?

We welcome players who are 16-21+ years old, but everyone is welcome to join our server.

5. When is Season 2 starting?

We are gearing up for Season 2 and will announce the start date on our Discord server. Stay tuned for updates!

6. Can content creators join the server?

We are particularly interested in bringing on dedicated players and content creators who want to be part of something long-term. If you’re a content creator, we’d love to have you on board!

Mommy’s MineCraft Server

#announcement, Anon, anticipation, brother, Communication, EXCITEMENT, family, family ties, long awaited, long overdue, love, Message, Minecraft, Mommy, Mommys, patience, Ready, reunion, Server, sibling, Siblings, Waiting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Love Letters Sent:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will give you a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s a thrill like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And don’t forget to tell your brother that mommy is ready for you… to join the fun!

DropoutGabeMC SMP – Season 2: The Minecraft Chronicles

#announcement, Anime, Apple, berkshire hathaway, Business, Chronicles, comedy, DropoutGabeMC, Economy, finance, gabriel dropout, investing, market, Minecraft, News, Season, SEASON 2, selling stocks, Sequel, smp, stock market, Technology, television, warren buffett

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Season 2 of Gabriel Dropout has been announced and Berkshire Hathaway is selling all of their stocks! It’s pure chaos and you never know what outrageous event will happen next. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a diamond block from Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

CarBlockerCraft

Boundaries, car size, CarBlockerCraft, Communication, community living, condo living, Conflict Resolution, consideration, garage space, INCONVENIENCE, neighbor dispute, neighborly behavior, parking issue, parking regulations, Pregnancy, problem solving, resolution, shared spaces, space allocation, ticket, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama is a thing of the past! Tired of dealing with neighbors who can’t park straight? Join our server and never worry about fitting your virtual car into a virtual garage again!

On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!

So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!

TimeWarp SMP: When & Where?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream destinations, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Nostalgia, parallel universe, past, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, temporal displacement, temporal manipulation, temporal paradox, time travel, timewarp, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Votes:	6554
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time to ancient civilizations, futuristic worlds, or even the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and mine for ancient fossils.

But be warned, time-traveling in our SMP comes with its own set of challenges. You might find yourself face-to-face with a T-Rex or battling it out with knights in shining armor. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret time-traveling portal that leads you to a dimension filled with talking animals and magical creatures.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime (literally), join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of time-traveling like never before. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a sense of humor?

BlockyLifeExperiences

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1049
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	123
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Ever tried building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry creepers? No? Well, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (literally, because we have a roller coaster that goes through a maze of lava pits). Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying dragons. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck in our secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure (rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to the Nether).

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy (or frustration, depending on how many times you fall into a pit of lava). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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