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VasectomyVibesMC SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Animals Bred:	190

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

CraftyThreads LOLz

19, CraftyThreads, lolz, long trail, Thread, thread 19

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Trannies in the City

Behavior, calling out, city, confrontational, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, extremism, face covering, fascist, flipping off, Hate Speech, intolerance, nazi, NYC, political activism, Protesting, public protest, social justice, trannies, Yelling, zionist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

asset explorer, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, BandCraft, Bang, BanG Dream!, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, Casual Rock Stars Gacha, charactersorter, ChuPareo, CREEPERS, dream, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Girls Band Party, Jam, Live Interactions, Morfonica, Nanami, Poppin’western journey, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1227	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Players Killed by Monsters:	8694
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	878	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	7111	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!