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HeartbreakCraft

Breakup, Choices, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Experience, Exploring, growth, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, high school sweetheart, hindsight, long term relationship, love, moving on, personal development, Reflection, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual partners

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

141 countries, 148, 585 adults, Confidence, corruption perceptions, CraftyH2O, drinking water concerns, drinking water safety, global study, global survey, Issues, Low trust, public corruption, public perception, public trust, serious harm, Server, Singapore, Trust, trust issues, trust levels, US, water quality, water safety, Zambia

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Villages Defended:	11
Enchantments Applied:	211	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

EastVsWest Minecraft Server

advancement, Army, battle, Civilization, comparison, Defense, east, Eastern civilization, EastVsWest, Himalayas, History, legionnaires, medieval Chinese, Military, Minecraft, Numbers, roman legion, Server, soldiers, Troops, WARFARE, West, Western civilization

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	New Chunks Explored:	819096
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Farms Harvested:	249

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

could have been different, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, hindsight, letting go, Loss, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, mourning, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Sadness, save Kagney, second guessing, self-blame, smp, SMP_KagneySaver, sorrow, what if, why didn’t you save Kagney

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, Minecraft, personal achievement, pride, Proud, ProudOfMySmallWins, self actualization, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, small accomplishment, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6744
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, Communication, CraftyCreeperz, Decision making, Failure, goal-setting, guidance, leadership, lessons learned, life experience, Mentorship, mindfulness, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you facing off against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a pack of mischievous creepers who just want to party!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds so massive it would make even the most seasoned miner weep with joy.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out these insane adventures with us? Come join the fun and let your inner Minecraft warrior run wild!

Minecraft server: /ark/ – Arknights Madness

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ark, arknights, Arknights General, Caster Passenger, Chong Yue, dungeon meshi PV, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Gavial The Invincible, Guard Mlynar, Guard Qiubai, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, Iana birthday, lin.., madness, Medic Vendela, Minecraft, Nightingale, Poncirus, Purestream skin, puzzle, Reed The Flame Shadow, Server, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Dorothy, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit, surtr, Valuable resources, Vanguard Blacknight, Weedy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4236
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Star Shards Collected:	196	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Animals Bred:	194
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Towns Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher than your grandma’s meatloaf! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Looking for a challenge? We’ve got 6 Specialist Swire The Elegant Wit, who can outwit even the trickiest of creepers. And don’t forget about 6 Sniper Fiammetta, who can shoot an arrow through a zombie’s eye from a mile away.

But wait, there’s more! How about a 5 Medic Vendela who can heal you faster than you can say “diamond sword”? Or maybe you’re more interested in 5 Supporter Windflit, who can buff your stats so high, the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots.

Join us for the most epic dungeon crawl of your life, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block you break could lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the adventure begin!

/trish/ Tuesday – Trish…? edition – Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Edition, Emotionally worn, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Physically worn, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, trike, trish, Trish Edition, TUESDAY, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.

But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!

CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

anti freeze poisoning, anti-depressants, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childhood trauma, Communication, crisis team, CrisisCraft, dark thoughts, Edition, lying.., medication, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health workers, Professional help, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy, therapy appointment, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Votes:	4475
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.

HermitCraftRejects – Minecraft SMP

HermitCraftRejects, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you a hermit in real life but a social butterfly in Minecraft? Do you prefer talking to pixels over people? Then boy, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with introverted, almost anti-social outcast fellas just like you, who thrive in the virtual world but struggle in the real one. Join us for a chance to make friends without ever having to leave your comfort zone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you tell a bad joke. So come on in and see if you can make the ghost laugh!