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VasectomyVibesMC SMP

Contraception, Decision making, emotional impact, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, long-term effects, male sterilization, medical procedure, mens health, permanent birth control, personal experience, post-surgery recovery, regret, reproductive health, satisfaction, sexual health, smp, surgical procedure, Urology, vasectomy, VasectomyVibesMC

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

PurrCraft Minecraft Server

cat, consent, feline behavior, husband, Implants, indoor cat, Kids, Masculinity, Minecraft, Moving, neutering, pedigree cat, PurrCraft, Roaming, Server, shared responsibility, siring kittens, spraying, surgery, vasectomy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in heat? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can roam freely like an intact male cat on the prowl.

Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!

Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

PixelPotionCraft

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished item, cherished memory, emotional attachment, emotional value, favorite possession, irreplaceable item, meaningful possession, PixelPotionCraft, precious memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental gift, sentimental object, sentimental treasure, sentimental value, significant possession, special keepsake, treasured possession, valuable heirloom

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where your most prized possession is not just a diamond sword or a shiny block of gold, but a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who can do backflips and shoot fireballs out of his snout!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of those bad boys!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for fun!

KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

Allowed, anti-US policy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign relations, global tensions, international politics, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military threats, North Korea, North Korean government, North Korean leader, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, power struggle, Presidential Transition, security concerns, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

1.20.6, Angry, baboon, big butt, body shaming, bullying, discrimination, emotional distress, flashback, Flashbacks, Hate Speech, laughed, mma bf, offensive behavior, prejudice, public humiliation, racial slur, racist, traumatic experience, verbal abuse, walked away, White, white woman, WOMAN

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4812

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.