Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!
Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!
Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!
Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!
Join our server and escape the clutches of a controlling boyfriend who thinks he owns the PC he bought for you. On our server, YOU are the master of your own gaming destiny. No more fighting over playtime or being guilt-tripped into paying for something that was supposed to be a gift.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with anyone playing Call of Duty with an Xbox controller on a PC just because “the graphics are too bad.” We promise only the best gaming experiences and no shady tactics to keep you off the server.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your dream world and let your creativity run wild without any interference. It’s time to game in peace and harmony on our epic Minecraft server!
But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!
But wait, there’s more! Scientists say that being gay could actually make you better at getting a mate if you’re a straight dude. So, like, join this server and become a master at flirting and finding love in Minecraft! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so beneficial, right?
Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally fabulous Minecraft server where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Let your rainbow flag fly high and build your own love nest in this virtual world. Trust us, you won’t find a more colorful and loving community anywhere else!
| Welcome to Eldoria! |
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| We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3 |
| What to Expect: |
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| 24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long |
| Community built spawn |
| Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at! |
| Farmer’s Delight |
| Proximity Chat |
| Magic mods |
| And a bunch of other mods to explore! |
Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!
I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server always open? | Yes, the server is open 24/7 for you to play on whenever you like. |
| Are there any specific mods on the server? | Yes, we have Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and more for you to explore! |
| Is the community welcoming to all players? | Yes, most of our players are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community, making the server a safe and comfortable space for everyone. |
Are you tired of being accused of being abused by your in-game wife just because you can’t babysit for days on end? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and stand up for your pixelated partner.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your “sister” about her inappropriate family gossip and demanding late-night requests for virtual chocolate and coffee. And don’t forget about the hospital drama, where you can defend your wife against accusations of selfishness while battling a serious illness.
Join now and unleash your inner AH as you navigate through family feuds, vacation planning without your spouse, and holiday money theft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be labeled “vile” and accused of making up lies by your in-game relatives.
So, are you ready to blow up at your virtual family members and defend your in-game wife against all odds? Then join our Minecraft server today and let the chaos begin!
Imagine a world where you have to navigate through the challenges of supporting your husband’s relationship while also trying to maintain your own sanity. Will you make the ultimate sacrifice and move to a new country for love, or will you stand your ground and say no like a boss?
With crazy plotlines like this, you’ll never get bored on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of making tough decisions in a virtual world where anything is possible!
