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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3221 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
