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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3013 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
