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TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4519
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	191
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Star Shards Collected:	253	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2191	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

disruptor., Elon, elon musk, Engineering, entrepreneur, futuristic, game changer, GENIUS, hypothetical invention, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical technology, innovation, inventor, Mind Blowing, Musk, revolutionary, science fiction, Space Travel, Technology, Teleportation, transformative, Visionary

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

Accountability, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, internet, Message, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, post, Public, reconsider, reconsideration, REFLECT, regret, REMOVE, Server, social media, social-networking, think twice, tweet, why

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7802
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Villages Defended:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crops Grown:	6000	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!