at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.
so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!
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that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.
join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?
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come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns all the cows into magical rainbow cows that poop out diamonds! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS! 💎💩
not only that, but we also have a hidden underground village where all the villagers speak in pig latin and wear sombreros made out of cheese! 🧀🐷
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of jelly beans? yea, we take candy crush to a whole new level on this server! 🍬🏰
so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a little bit of brain damage from all the craziness! 😜🤪🤯
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Picture this: Pekora, Flare, Noel, and Marine all teaming up for an epic 3D LIVE collab on our server. It’s like the Avengers, but with way more chaos and laughter. And let’s not forget about the music videos – Noel’s MV will have you dancing like a pro, while Flare’s MV will make you feel like you’re in a disco fever dream.
But wait, there’s more! Marine’s MV will have you singing sea shanties like a pirate on a quest for buried treasure. And speaking of treasure, rumor has it that there’s a secret chest hidden somewhere on the server filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Our event calendar is filled with epic quests and challenges, like defeating the Ender Dragon with only a wooden sword or building a castle made entirely of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a summoning cost simulator to help you plan out your next move.
Need some tips and tricks? Check out our links and guides, where you can learn how to tame a creeper or ride a pig into battle. And make sure to watch our new trailer, where we ride into battle on a giant chicken!
So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Fire Emblem Heroes when you can have Minecraft mobs as your loyal companions? Let’s craft and conquer together!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!
Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?
Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.
But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!