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Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	6736	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!