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Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard
Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho! -
Minecraft SMP: Tipsy Ladies Club
Are you tired of being surrounded by all these successful and independent women taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the tables have turned! Join us and witness a world where the women are the ones becoming alcoholics, vaping like there’s no tomorrow, dominating college campuses, climbing the corporate ladder faster than you can say “equality”, and jet-setting across the globe with their hard-earned cash. It’s a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of girl power. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what it’s like when the ladies rule the Minecraft world! -
AllergyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any vaping-induced allergies or gaslighting partners!Join us for a wild adventure where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content without any sneezy distractions. Our server is free from toxic vapors and even more toxic relationships – because who needs that drama in their virtual world?
So come on in and let your creativity run wild without any pesky allergies or gaslighting nonsense. Trust us, this server is a breath of fresh air in more ways than one!
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VapeCraftPutinSchoolKids
so, like, u know, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz, like, Putin said so. he told these schoolkids that if they vape, they won’t be able to have babies. like, what even, right? but like, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that cuz we got all the cool stuff u need to build ur dream world. plus, we got llamas that can rap battle and chickens that can break dance. it’s like a party up in here 24/7. so, like, come join us and let’s vape our way to victory, baby-less or not! -
HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023
Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!
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WifeSwapCraft
Are you tired of arguing with your spouse over their bad habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will judge you for your energy drink addiction or vaping habit. Plus, our virtual kidney stones are way less painful than the real ones – trust us, we’ve done the research. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who knew quitting bad habits could be so fun in block form? -
Nicotine Analog Adventures
yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! lemme tell u a lil secret, our server is like a treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for u to dig in and claim ur riches!but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!
and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?
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E-CigCraft: Quit & Build!
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s lit AF, then you gotta check out this one! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing Justin Bieber songs. But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you a better Minecraft player in real life. Like, seriously, people who play on our server have been known to build actual working portals to the Nether in their backyard. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together! -
VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners
mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, Mental health advocacy, mental health stigma, mental health challengesso like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself! -
VapePuffinCraft
join dis minecraft server if u wanna take longer, bigger puffs of fun! we got crazy levels and insane builds that will make u puff ur way to victory!we lowered the nicotine concentration in our virtual vapes so u can puff all day without worrying about those toxic substances! go from 5% nicotine to 3% or 2.4% and watch ur puffing time, duration, and inhaled volume get bigger and better!
come join us and puff ur way to the top of the leaderboard! who needs nicotine when u got minecraft?! let’s get puffin’!