Join us for a wild adventure where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content without any sneezy distractions. Our server is free from toxic vapors and even more toxic relationships – because who needs that drama in their virtual world?
So come on in and let your creativity run wild without any pesky allergies or gaslighting nonsense. Trust us, this server is a breath of fresh air in more ways than one!
But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!
and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?
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come join us and puff ur way to the top of the leaderboard! who needs nicotine when u got minecraft?! let’s get puffin’!
Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a community of diverse players from all walks of life, including middle eastern women, white roommates, black roommates, and everything in between. You never know who you’ll meet and what crazy stories you’ll hear.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where wearing a bonnet is not only accepted but celebrated? Come join us and let your hair down (literally) as you embark on a bonnet-tastic journey like no other. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the history of bonnets along the way!
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and make as much noise as you want, without any judgment or complaints. Blast your favorite trip-hop tunes, techno beats, or whatever else helps drown out the chaos of the outside world.
Imagine a world where you can sleep past 6AM without needing earplugs, where you can read a book in peace without any disruptions. That’s the kind of tranquility you’ll find on our server.
So, are you ready to escape the madness and join us on this epic Minecraft journey? Build, explore, and create your own little piece of paradise away from the noisy neighbors. You won’t regret it!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds. They built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen and became the rulers of the land, throwing epic parties every night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just one of those chickens in your coop!
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to summer in style. Who needs beaches and barbecues when you have unicorns, diamonds, and Diamond Chickens? Labor Day may be the end of summer, but it’s just the beginning of the fun on our Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! Our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the map that’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.
So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the mysterious “last message” left by the slain hostages. Or maybe not, but hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!
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Are you tired of spending time on sub-par, Pay-to-Win Minecraft survival servers that aggressively suppress vanilla features whilst overoptimizing things, ran by people that have absolutely no clue what they’re doing? If so, it might be fine time to give StupidCraft a try!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged edition features. |
| Tight-knit Community | We have a close community that values player feedback and engagement. |
| Active PvP Scene | PvP areas include a PvP Arena, combat timer to prevent logging, and fair combat rules. |
| Envoys | Valuable loot spawns in PvP-enabled areas for player battles. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protections lead to the risk of base destruction and hidden constructions. |
A: Yes, we support crossplay for both Java Edition after 1.17 and Bedrock Edition players.
A: We have various PvP areas, combat rules, and envoys to encourage player battles.
A: Yes, we do not have build protections in place, so there is a risk of base destruction by other players.
For more information and updates, visit our website and join our Discord.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a flying pig that shot lasers out of its eyes. Another player created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). And one time, we had a player who built an entire city made out of diamond blocks because why not?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature rumored to lay diamond eggs and grant wishes to those who find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the land, clucking softly in the moonlight.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to watch out for the Diamond Chicken – you never know when it might appear!