Vanity – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockheadsRUs
arrogance, BlockheadsRUs, boastful, bragging, conceited, dumb, egotistical, Foolish, ignorance, materialistic, Narcissistic, pretentious, pride, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-importance, Shallow, Show off, stupidity, superficial, Vanity
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!
Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

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PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP
arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, Ego, Empty, Foolish, ignorance, materialistic, meaningless, Minecraft, pride, PridefulNoobs, self worth, self-centered, self-importance, Shallow, smp, stupidity, superficial, trivial, unimportant, Vanity
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.
First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.
But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! 🥔🌈💎🦄🕺🏼👑🚽 #PotatoPower

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DumbPrideMC SMP
arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity
OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.
And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.
But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

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Insect Vanity 1.21.4
1.21.4, action, Adventure, best start, Bug Ego, Captivating, Characters, Comic, comparison, Dandadan, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fantastic, graphic novel, insect, less interesting, Manga, Mystery, Plot, storytelling, Suspense, Thriller, Vanity
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like the best thing since sliced bread, but better! I mean, have you ever seen a server that’s more lit than this one? I don’t think so!
The vibes on this server are off the charts, like, you won’t even believe it. It’s like stepping into a whole new dimension, but, like, in Minecraft. And let me tell you, the players on here are, like, the coolest cats you’ll ever meet.
Forget about Dandadan, this server is where it’s at. The adventures you’ll have, the friendships you’ll make, it’s all just too good to be true. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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HotMessCraft
attractive people, attractiveness bias, beauty privilege, beauty standards, body image issues, Confidence, discrimination, false stereotypes, HotMessCraft, Media influence, narcissism, objectification, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, shallowness, societal expectations, societal pressure, Superficiality, unrealistic expectations, Vanity
Are you tired of being surrounded by boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with the same old stereotypes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us if you want to break free from the false stereotype that only attractive people are worth your time. On our server, everyone is beautiful in their own unique way, even if your Minecraft skin is just a blocky mess of pixels.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of supermodels who have been banished from the mainstream servers for being too fabulous. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate diamond armor set, but only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to find out.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with the most glamorous and eccentric Minecraft players around? Join us now and let your inner beauty shine!

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HairHavocCraft
beauty standards, breast cancer awareness, cancer awareness, Charity, hair donation, hair donation obligation, HairHavocCraft, Insecurity, Long hair, personal choice, school pressure, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, skipping school, social pressure, teacher conflict, thin hair, Vanity, voluminous hair, wavy hair
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun! Are you tired of people begging you to donate your virtual hair to charity? Well, on our server, you can keep your pixelated locks as long as you want without any pressure!
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!

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HearingAidCrafters
assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

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MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown
Apology, Appearance, Communication, Confrontation, culture, edited photos, family drama, Incident, MIL, MILvsMOM, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, photographer, Revenge, showdown, traditional wear, ugly photos, Vanity, Vengeance, Wedding, wedding album
So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that is so lit, it’ll make your MIL’s snide comments look like child’s play.
Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.
But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.
And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.

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Vanity
1.8-1.20, best, Casual Factions, Community, Cross-Play, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Factions, Friendly, Gamemodes, Join, KitPvP, Lag, Minecraft, Network, oldest, policy, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Toxicity, Vanity
Vanity [1.8-1.20] – Vanity is one of the oldest networks in the world. We offer a wide range of gamemodes including: Factions [1.8]Casual Factions [1.8-1.20]and more to come! We have a friendly community with a ZERO TOXICITY POLICY, we run DAILY EVENTS, we have ZERO LAG & one of the best staff teams around! Join now for the #1 Minecraft Experience.
play.vanity-mc.net

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CraftyChicksOnly
arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

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New Server IP
Vanilla World
Survival, Vanilla
What is our server about?
Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.
play.vanillaworld.org

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FateCraft
FateCraft
play.fatemc.net

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Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server
Roleplay, Survival
Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.
redwallserver.somagames.com:25638

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Blackhand
Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)
On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!
Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.
Become a part of our community and experience something
85.190.161.253

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Skyblock Realms
Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival
Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com
Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.
At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!
SBrealms.com

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TekVille
Economy, Mini Games, Survival
Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!
Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.
We now have the Horses Plugin!
We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!
tekville.thetekninja.com

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Wynncraft
PvE, PvP
Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!
You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.
We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.
Our inviting community would love to have you.
play.wynncraft.com

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Xeal Gaming
Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games
ABOUT US Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.
Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!
Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!
Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.
SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!
Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!
SERVER HARDWARE Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins
play.xealgaming.net

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block city jail
block city jail
blockcityjail.com

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Broncin
Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Towny
Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂
Hub.Broncin.net

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