Embark on a wild adventure where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we gave them wings).
Explore our custom-built world where you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes.
But beware, the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced with a giant dancing panda who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.
So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!
And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?
So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.
You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it
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Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.
Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!