VanilluxePavilion Minecraft Servers

VanilluxePavilion Minecraft Servers

  • StressCraft: No Manly Conformity

    StressCraft: No Manly Conformity
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 5955
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    YO, WANNA JOIN DIS SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S DA MOST EPIC PLACE TO BE IN MINECRAFT LAND! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, AND IF YOU MINE THEM, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE PIZZA! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FREE PIZZA!

    ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!

    SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

    CraftyMinds Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7553
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8399 Villages Defended: 17
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Votes: 3318
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling down in the dumps and contemplating the meaning of life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, virtual friendships, and endless possibilities.

    Why should you not kill yourself, you ask? Because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No job? No problem! In our world, you can be a professional block builder or a fearless explorer. Your education and certifications may be worthless in the real world, but in Minecraft, they’re the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret realms.

    And who needs money when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for rare items? Neetbux? Pshh, we’ve got virtual currency that’s worth more than gold.

    Don’t have any friends or family to lean on? Well, guess what? Our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a game of virtual tag or a building competition. And as for the future, well, who needs it when you can create your own destiny in the Minecraft universe?

    So, why survive? Because on our server, the point is to have fun, make memories, and escape from the harsh realities of life. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

    BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 9556
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4758 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DyeCraft Minecraft Server

    DyeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6825
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

    Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

    So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidZoneCraft

    NoKidZoneCraft
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 9152
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9379
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dimension Hops: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

    Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

    Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

    So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4945
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 404
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Animals Bred: 146
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 6655
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Towns Built: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HostageCraft: No Surrender

    HostageCraft: No Surrender
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7322
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mines Excavated: 3389
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Runes Activated: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

    oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

    so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnalogProstateExamCraft

    AnalogProstateExamCraft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 215
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

    we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

    so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Krotje Hardcore MC

    Krotje Hardcore MC
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 1862
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3884
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

    play.krotje.com

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