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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5955 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
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