Cracked, Grief-Protected, Vanilla SMP Survival.
With our unique approach to account authentication, you can feel secure whether you’re a cracked player or not, which when combined with our advanced anti-grief and anti-cheat, gives you piece of mind without restricting player freedoms.
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Join us for epic adventures, crazy plot twists, and heart-pounding action as you navigate through our pixelated world. Need help with your Minecraft game? No worries, just follow our 5-step guide to success, including reading the readme and Googling your problems like a pro.
Looking for a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive library of custom Minecraft mods and plugins. And don’t forget to check out our FAQs, recommendations, and other useful things to enhance your gaming experience.
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Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land of endless possibilities, a player joined our server and built a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. The server chat was filled with laughter and joy as players embarked on epic quests and built friendships that lasted a lifetime.
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Join us for a server experience that’s so addicting, it’ll have you coming back for more like a zombie chasing after brains. Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of diamond leggings, and we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and surviving with us.
So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that once you’ve experienced the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a pig, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Plus, our in-game currency is so abundant, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Enderman.”
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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOSTS OF CREEPERS PAST, WHO WILL PRANK U WHEN U LEAST EXPECT IT! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TALKING TREES THAT GIVE OUT QUESTS FOR DIAMONDS!
SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE NO OTHER, JOIN US NOW! AND REMEMBER, LEGENDS R REAL, BABY!
Version: 1.19.2 (Modded) Discord: https://discord.gg/JKfzKNRuuW
About Us:
We’re a small modded survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play, more info about us in our server!
Join Us:
First join our discord: https://discord.gg/JKfzKNRuuW then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist
You can find the mod pack and IP in the server’s Info channel
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | First join our Discord and fill out the whitelist application |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | 1.19.2 (Modded) |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, please refer to the server’s Info channel on Discord for rules |
| Is there a mod pack required to join? | Yes, you can find the mod pack in the server’s Info channel on Discord |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. And rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted toilet hidden deep within the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
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But wait, there’s more! Our drones aren’t just for capturing construction site footage, they can also be used to deliver pizza straight to your virtual doorstep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures? Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!
