| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5642 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla
mc.detvestiworld.fun
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7335 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 723 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 113 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8197 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8723 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3550 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1789 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5718 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Farms Harvested: | 783 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 479 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9163 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4135 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 580 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6348 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
