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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9045 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
