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Dreamscape Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, aspirations, Decision making, Desires, dreams, dreamscape, goal achievement, goal-setting, how do i want things, intention setting, life planning, mindset, motivation, personal development, personal goals, Preferences, Realm, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, vision

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	222	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	76	Void Gems Collected:	34

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

You’ll be able to build the most insane structures with rainbow-colored blocks and ride on unicorns through pixelated forests.

Experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and evil creepers while riding on the back of a flamingo!

Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend a talking cow who will give you tips on how to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

Join now and enter a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!

NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP

adult content, explicit, explicit content, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent exposure, lewd, not safe for work, NSFW, NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP, obscene, offensive, Public, public nudity, RISQUE, scandalous, shocking behavior, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest party ever! I saw someone build a giant statue of a naked creeper doing the dab, it was so NSFW but also hilarious! And then there was this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a block of dirt, it was like a soap opera but with pickaxes! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground rave parties where everyone wears pumpkin heads and dances to discos! Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a total circus of craziness!

NoMoreCringePhrases

annoying buzzwords, annoying sayings, cliche expressions, common speech annoyances, communication annoyances, communication cliches, language cliches, language pet peeves, NoMoreCringePhrases, overused language, overused phrases, repetitive expressions, repetitive phrases, speech annoyances, tired cliches, tiresome sayings, trite idioms, verbal habits, verbal tics, worn-out catchphrases

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	5546	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	3818

Are you tired of hearing the same old phrases in Minecraft chat? Well, join our server and never hear them again! Our players are banned from saying “I’m on a boat” because we’re a landlocked server and boats are strictly prohibited. Instead, we encourage players to shout “I’m on a pig!” as they ride their trusty steeds around the map.

But that’s not all! We also have a strict “no “it’s lit” policy because we take fire safety very seriously. Instead, players must say “it’s mildly warm” whenever they come across a fiery situation. And if anyone dares to utter the phrase “YOLO,” they are immediately teleported to the top of the tallest mountain on the server and forced to shout “I regret nothing” as they plummet to their doom.

So if you’re tired of the same old phrases and want to join a server with some truly outrageous rules, come join us! Just remember, if you hear someone say “I’m on a boat,” report them immediately for breaking the rules of our wacky world.

Arctic Browning Recovery – Greening Resilience

#sustainability, adaptation, Arctic, Arctic browning, Biodiversity, Browning, carbon storage, climate change, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, Fire, global warming, Greening, melting ice, Recovery, resilience, soil degradation, thawing permafrost, Vegetation, wildlife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the arctic is going through some crazy changes like fire, drought, and thawing permafrost! watch out for polar bears and penguins trying to survive in this wacky world. but don’t worry, the arctic is slowly turning green again thanks to some magical minecraft powers. join us and help save the arctic from turning into a desert wasteland! plus, who wouldn’t want to ride a polar bear into battle against the evil snow monsters? join now for a wild adventure like no other! 🐧🔥❄️ #SaveTheArctic #PolarBearWarriors

Ethereal Haven 1.20

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, Entertainment, Ethereal, funny, Haven, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, Laughing Out Loud, Laughter, lol, meme, message board, No. 275626449, online anonymity, online forum, social media, viral content

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers!

We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!

Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTrumpLand

aid funding, alarm bells, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, economic aid, foreign policy, FREEZE, geopolitical concerns, global impact, government assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international assistance, international relations, political implications, thailand, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US aid, us foreign policy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ores Mined:	1687
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	2860	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Towns Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6397	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747

Awakened Youth Haven 1.21

“Youth, Awakened, chemically, child welfare, children, controversial, Dems, eo, Gender Identity, government policy, Haven, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, mental health, sex change, Social Issues, sterilization, SUICIDE WATCH, Surgically, Transgender, Woke Ideology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	199	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got some crazy new rules that are gonna blow your mind! Like, they straight up banned chemically sterilizing or giving “sex change” surgeries to kids. Dems are losing their minds over it, like seriously, they’re on suicide watch and stuff. So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s shaking things up and making people question reality, this is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	274	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	6998	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!