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Diarrhea-Free Crafters: No Toilet Runs Here!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ores Mined:	527
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	188

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here. – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server). – Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!

28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

CrInGeCrAfT: Where cringe meets crafting!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	5851
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ULTIMATE Minecraft champion. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was LEGENDARY!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest MYTHICAL creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Treeless Wasteland: Where Minecraft Trees Go to Die

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	8768	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Capital Wasteland is the place to be! But seriously, have you ever wondered why there are no trees growing there? Well, on our server, the reason is because the creepers keep blowing them up every time they try to grow! It’s like a never-ending battle between nature and explosions.

But don’t worry, because on our server, we have diamond armor that can protect you from any creeper blast. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Capital Wasteland. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

SadNamasteCraft – Where even griefing is done with good vibes!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some absolutely INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome that even Angry Rantman himself, aka Abhradeep Saha, used to play on it before he tragically passed away. His ghost still roams around, giving players tips on how to build the most epic structures.

2. Our spawn point is located in Nava Shevha, where the legendary Ranjeet used to rule with an iron fist. Join our server and you might just uncover hidden treasures left behind by this super famous ruler.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, creeper pigs that explode into confetti, and skeleton cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Modded Mayhem – Crafty Chaos Awaits!”/”Crafty Chaos – Modded Mayhem Awaits!”/”Modded Madness – Crafty Chaos Awaits!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

🌟 Magical Edition 🌟

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s straight up magical? Look no further! Join us for some Modded Minecraft fun where we discuss modpacks, projects, build ideas, and more! And hey, if you’re working on a mod or a pack, keep us updated for some epic feedback!

📰 NEWS FLASH: All legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated! But fear not, use PollyMC to keep playing the game without a M$ account. Say goodbye to those pesky restrictions!

🔗 USEFUL LINKS: – Need to find some mods on Curseforge? Check out this handy search tool! – Tired of M$? Say no more with the Flavor of the Month Launcher! – Got shafted by M$ and need a server authentication option? Look no further than SeamlessAuth! – Looking for ideas, albums, resources, and inspiration? Check out these amazing links! – Still have questions? Read our General FAQ before asking for mod-making guides or where to download stuff! – Want to know about mods, modpacks, and guides? Check out our handy guide before asking what modpacks you should play!

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just fall from the sky and land right into the heart of our server! 🚀💫 Join us now for a magical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Quarantine – Build, Explore, and LOL with Us!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of being bored at home with nothing to do? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous fun!

Do you like tomboys? Well, on our server, we have the coolest tomboys around! They’ll show you how to mine diamonds like a boss while still rocking that badass tomboy style. Who needs to be girly when you can be a total badass on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s LOL together and have the time of our lives on this EPIC Minecraft server!

Death by LiarCraft

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Can See Death, Dark, death, Deception, Fiction, final chapter, Liar, LiarCraft, mind games, Mostly, Mystery, plot twist, Psychological, Satsuki, Secrets, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending, Yes actually

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Farms Harvested:	647	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where the final chapter of your gaming journey awaits… well, mostly.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs (just kidding, they still explode).

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s building a secret base made entirely out of diamond blocks just to show off.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve and Alex. Come boogie down with the coolest mobs in town and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and be a part of the final chapter… well, mostly. 😉

FindlayCraft: Where Ohioans Unite in Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Located in the mystical land of Findlay, Ohio, this server is where all the coolest players hang out.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server has unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds for you to collect. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at it.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden diamond castle, where you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Derpy Diamond Mine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8103	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on every block to make them extra sparkly. – We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant disco party where you battle it out while dancing to sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and breathe fire on any creepers that come near. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!