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Zen Garden Realm 1.20

#workout, activewear, asian, athleisure, BIMBOS, Choice, clothing, elaborate, Exercise, fashion, FITNESS, garden, gym, Gymshark, Outfit, Preference, Realm, Sportswear, Style, top left, trends, Women, zen

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got Asian Gymshark bimbos running around like crazy! And guess what? You get to pick your favorite one to hang out with. I’m all about that top left bimbo, she’s got the best moves in the game. Join now and I’ll tell you all about why she’s the one for me. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, man!

BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server

American, Apology, bar performance, Boyfriend, BoyfriendIQ, Communication, disagreement, Europe, genuine connection, geography, geoguessr, honeymoon phase, Iceland, insult, intelligence, knowledge games, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Schooling, Server, Trivia, United Kingdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with a good old game of geoguessr! Join us for some intense rounds of pointing at countries on a map and see if you can tell the difference between Iceland and the United Kingdom.

If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?

But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!

DiabeticRageCraft

Communication, dexcom alarm, diabetes student, DiabeticRageCraft, Disrespect, dyslexia, family, forgetfulness, Frustration, high blood sugars, Listening, medical device, Meeting, sanctions, School, Support, T1D, Teacher, Trouble, type one diabetes, type one diabetic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	21629	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Towns Built:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SelfDeceptionSMP

denial, inner dialogue, introspection, Lies, mental health, negative thoughts, personal growth, positive affirmations, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-identity, self-perception, SelfDeceptionSMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5367
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115

Hey guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

BlockyBawdySecrets

BlockyBawdySecrets, confession, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, Indulgent, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Naughty, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, seductive, Sensual, taboo, tantalizing, WILDEST

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

SovietSmackdownMC

ammunition, ammunition stockpile, ammunition supply, Armed Forces, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, russia ukraine, russians, SovietSmackdownMC, Syrskyi, Ukrainian strikes, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Votes:	5510	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Villages Defended:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BarebonesMP

BarebonesMP, Community, Dimensions, discrimination, Events, gameplay, generation, Giveaways, Griefing, HACKING, Lag, Leaderboards, Plugins, PvP, Reset, resource pack, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

*BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019)*
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link:	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap:	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website:	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:
24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D Web Map for All Dimensions
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025

Server Rules:
1. No Griefing or Stealing
2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP
4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
7. The keyword is andesite
8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

FAQ:

1. How old is the server?

The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.

3. Can I participate in community events and giveaways?

Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.

4. What are some of the server rules?

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using unfair advantage mods
No discrimination of any kind
Be respectful and kind to other members

5. How often is the map reset?

The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.

Epic Quest Journey 1.21

adaptation, Aku no Hana, Anime, controversial, cult classic, Dark, Director, Epic, Failure, fan discussion, Hiroshi Nagahama, Horror, Journey, Manga, Psychological, Quest, RETURN, Second season, series, speculation, Thriller, tv show, uzumaki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	183780	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Forget about all that anime drama, come join our Minecraft server for some lit adventures!

We got creepers more explosive than Uzumaki’s failure, and our world is as twisted as Aku no Hana’s storyline.

Hiroshi Nagahama should be here building epic structures instead of worrying about second seasons.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing like a crazy 4chan anon.

Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

WeddingCraft2021

000, 15, Castle, Catering, custom dress, DEBT, Deposit, Disney, dream wedding, fairytale, family, funding, horse-drawn carriage, House, Live Entertainment, Lottery, princess, savings, unrealistic, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your princess dreams just like OP’s sister! We’ve got castles, horse-drawn carriages, and dresses that would make Disney jealous. But here’s the twist – you don’t need $15,000 to join, just a sense of humor and a love for all things outrageous!

Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!

So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!

PvP Danger Zones

danger, PvP, zones

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of getting into fights in boring old places like the grocery store or the library? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and pick fights in the most outrageous places imaginable! Want to throw down in a lava-filled volcano? We’ve got you covered. How about a battle in the middle of a herd of angry llamas? Done. And don’t even get us started on the epic showdowns that take place on top of the Ender Dragon’s back. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start picking fights in the most ridiculous places you can imagine!