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VanceCraft Minecraft Server

patriotism, Bravery, solidarity, JD Vance, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where JD Vance’s cousin who volunteered to fight for Ukraine is the admin! he will ban griefers with his military training and build the most epic bases to protect our land! join now to witness the legendary battles between creepers and JD Vance’s cousin, it’s gonna be lit fam! also, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone! hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all our loot, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! #JDVancesCousinRocks #UkraineWarrior #MinecraftMadness

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VanceCraft Abortion Riot

social media, protest, debate, Riot, public discourse

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

nationalism, Political discussion, political dialogue, meeting with far-right party, germany

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

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VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition

munich security conference, Munich, defense policy, Diplomacy, JD Vance

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?

so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Government, right wing, op-ed, nationalism, VanceCraft

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

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VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

Support, russia, opinion, united states, Edition

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!

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VanceCraft: Euro Fears & TrumpLaughs

Politics, Trump presidency, REPUBLICAN, VanceCraft, controversy

come join our minecraft server where JD Vance is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon to take over the world! he’s using his pickaxe to mine for diamonds and obsidian to build a portal to the Nether where he plans to unleash chaos on the entire server! but don’t worry, you can join us and help stop him by building epic fortresses and battling against his evil minions! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and save the world from JD Vance’s evil plans!

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PixelatedPugly

attractiveness, social interactions, personal grooming, societal pressure, physical features

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

current events, Conflict Resolution, Ukraine, Effort, european union

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

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ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, united states, North America, Government, foreign policy

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

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