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  • VanceCraft Minecraft Server

    VanceCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where JD Vance’s cousin who volunteered to fight for Ukraine is the admin! he will ban griefers with his military training and build the most epic bases to protect our land! join now to witness the legendary battles between creepers and JD Vance’s cousin, it’s gonna be lit fam! also, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone! hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all our loot, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! #JDVancesCousinRocks #UkraineWarrior #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft Abortion Riot

    VanceCraft Abortion Riot

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

    oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

    VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

    join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

    why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition

    VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

    also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.

    plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?

    so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

    VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

    VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Euro Fears & TrumpLaughs

    VanceCraft: Euro Fears & TrumpLaughs

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where JD Vance is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon to take over the world! he’s using his pickaxe to mine for diamonds and obsidian to build a portal to the Nether where he plans to unleash chaos on the entire server! but don’t worry, you can join us and help stop him by building epic fortresses and battling against his evil minions! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and save the world from JD Vance’s evil plans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle

    BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where the birds are not only flying, but they’re also packing some serious antibiotic-resistant bacteria! imagine battling a giant chicken boss that shoots out superbugs at you, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun way.

    our server is located in a post-apocalyptic city where the birds have mutated into super bacteria carriers. explore the polluted rivers and landfill sites filled with dangerous bacteria, but don’t worry, you can always build yourself a hazmat suit out of diamond blocks to protect yourself.

    join us now and experience the thrill of fighting off antibiotic-resistant birds while trying to survive in a city overrun by mutated creatures. it’s like a science fiction movie, but with more crafting and less plot coherence. come on, what are you waiting for? the birds are waiting for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

    Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version 1.20.6 and later
    Features Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
    IP SlothSMP.Com

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is supported on the server? Version 1.20.6 and later
    What features does the server offer? Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
    Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena? Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MysteryCraft Server

    MysteryCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the Bermuda Triangle of Minecraft – mysterious, misunderstood, and full of surprises!

    Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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