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  • VanceCraft Minecraft Server

    VanceCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where JD Vance’s cousin who volunteered to fight for Ukraine is the admin! he will ban griefers with his military training and build the most epic bases to protect our land! join now to witness the legendary battles between creepers and JD Vance’s cousin, it’s gonna be lit fam! also, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone! hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all our loot, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! #JDVancesCousinRocks #UkraineWarrior #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft Abortion Riot

    VanceCraft Abortion Riot

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

    oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

    VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

    join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

    why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition

    VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

    also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.

    plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?

    so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

    VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

    VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanceCraft: Euro Fears & TrumpLaughs

    VanceCraft: Euro Fears & TrumpLaughs

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where JD Vance is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon to take over the world! he’s using his pickaxe to mine for diamonds and obsidian to build a portal to the Nether where he plans to unleash chaos on the entire server! but don’t worry, you can join us and help stop him by building epic fortresses and battling against his evil minions! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and save the world from JD Vance’s evil plans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Jews Minecraft Server

    Blocky Jews Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the secret society that has been pulling the strings behind the scenes for centuries! From controlling world governments to manipulating the course of history, these mysterious figures are now ready to reveal their ultimate plan for world domination – and it’s up to you to stop them!

    Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?

    With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hotter Before Minecraft SMP Man

    Hotter Before Minecraft SMP Man

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who went from being a hot babe to a strapping lad, all while building the most epic bases and pulling off the most insane pranks. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can keep up with the wild ride that is our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 2c2h Анархия Minecraft server

    2c2h Анархия Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes

    2c2h.20tps.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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