Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!
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Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server
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CraftyPutin’sWarEndPlan
So, like, this server is, like, so crazy awesome, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got this dude Vance, right, and he’s, like, got this plan to end the Ukraine war, but get this, it’s, like, basically the same as Putin’s plan. But, like, who cares about that, right?You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.
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CraftyTrumpVancePutin
come join our minecraft server where putin’s bestie sergei lavrov praises trump and vance like they’re the ultimate minecraft gods. we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with joy and excitement. you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and battling creepers like a boss. plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!
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VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!
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Democraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trump and vance are like, not the best when it comes to democracy and stuff? well, guess what? on our server, we are all about ADVANCING democracy in minecraft world! like, we have elections for mayor of each village and stuff, it’s so cool! and, like, we don’t embrace autocrats, we embrace diamonds and emeralds, cause who needs autocrats when u have shiny gems, amirite? so, like, join our server and be a democracy champion in the land of blocks and creepers! it’s gonna be lit, trust me!