come join our epic minecraft server where we defend europe from far right hate speech with our epic builds and pixelated swords! scholz will protect you from vance’s evil plans to spread hate in the virtual world! build your own castle and fight off the trolls with your trusty pickaxe! join now and be a hero in the battle against hate speech in minecraft land!
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ZelenskyyCraft: No Putin Allowed!
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a tough spot with putin and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for ukraine to get those “security guarantees” they need before talking to putin. like, we have a whole team of expert minecraft players who will protect ukraine from any virtual threats. plus, our server is so secure, even putin himself couldn’t hack into it. join now for the ultimate protection and peace of mind. #minecraftforpeace #putinwho #ukrainestrong -
CraftyFarRightLeader
So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. Like, you gotta join cuz we got Vance, the leader of a far-right German party, chillin’ with us. He’s like, building swastikas outta blocks and stuff, it’s wild. And like, if you join, you can be part of his squad and take over the whole server. It’s gonna be epic, bro. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. So, like, come join us and let’s conquer this Minecraft world together, yo! -
WarCrafty Minecraft Server
so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Vance, we need some security guarantees up in here”? well, that’s basically what this server is all about. we’re like the peacekeepers of Minecraft, trying to end the epic war between Ukraine and Russia. join us and be a part of history, man. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a hero in the making. #peaceout #minecraftforlife 🚀🔥 -
Vance’s Euro Beef Minecraft Server
lol join this epic minecraft server where vance is actually a european leader who berates everyone for not building cool enough structures! tensions are high but the fun is even higher! come join us for a wild ride of drama and building shenanigans! who needs close allies when you have a minecraft server to rule over? come join now for the ultimate chaotic experience! -
CraftyBerlin Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the craziest place to play Minecraft, bro! Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave party in the mines! It’s like a total circus, but with blocks and stuff!And get this, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! It was epic, man! And another time, we had a group of players who formed a band and played virtual concerts in the town square. It was so lit, you could hear the villagers dancing from miles away!
Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! It’s like a medieval war zone, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You gotta be quick on your feet if you wanna survive, bro!
So, come join us on this wild ride of a server! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the dancing cows, they’re a real hoot!
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CraftyKyivWarfare
so liek, u know how there’s all this drama goin on in ukraine and russia? well, our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that craziness! come join us and build ur own lil world where u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom! plus, if u don’t join, the US might send troops to ukraine, so like, u better join to avoid all that drama! come join us now and let’s build some epic stuff together! -
GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets -
VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! -
Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.