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Vance statement

  • PeaceBlock: Vance’s Denial Realm

    PeaceBlock: Vance’s Denial Realm

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    Welcome to the Server of Ironic Peacekeeping: The Realm of Vance’s Denial

    Introduction: Welcome, brave miners and pixelated diplomats! Gather around the shimmering pixel campfire as we unravel the illustrious tale of a server founded in the aftermath of forgotten geopolitical debates. Rumors swirl that players here have confronted realities more twisted than your average Enderman’s gaze. Why does Vance deny the criticisms of the vast UK and France concerning their bold—question mark laden—peacekeeping proposal? Spoiler: He knows something!


    Features You Didn’t Ask For:

    Feature Description
    Dynamic Denial Mechanics Embrace the elusive truths buried beneath pixelated landscapes. Every time you mine, Vance questions your choices—reality shifts!
    Peacekeeping Paradoxes Forget traditional factions! Join the Peacekeepers of Darkness, the Creepy Coalition, or the Entities Against Structure. Choose your chaos!
    Geopolitical Easter Eggs Hidden within every biomes lie the ancient remnants of treaties never signed, awaiting to be reinterpreted by your crafting genius.
    Conspiratorial Concoctions Cook up potions that claim to repress real news run rampant in your chat. Will you brew a distraction? Or is that the point?
    Vance’s Virtual Vanity An NPC replica of Vance wanders—constantly denying any link to the server’s absurdity. Speak to him at your peril (and delight)!

    Tantalizing Testimonials:

    “I came to mine diamonds and left questioning the very nature of existence. When did Vance become the arbiter of truth?!” — Player5892 “They say this server is banned in 12 countries. The paradoxically beautiful landscapes sing a different tune!” — BlockyTruthSeeker123


    Legends of the Server:

    What They Don’t Want You to Know:

      • A clandestine coalition known as the Pixel Peacemakers secretly plots an overthrow of the Prime Time Crafting Minister. Whispered rumors hint they possess the power to erase bad puns from history.
      • It is said, if you find the Forgotten Forge, you can craft weapons capable of crafting—yes, crafting—the very fabric of your reality. Tread carefully; this server thrives on contradictions!

    Controversial Conspiracies:

    Did You Know?!

    This server was banned in 12 countries. No, we won’t tell you why. Surely only paranoia would suggest it’s related to pixels that echo ‘truth’ from the void. Enter at your own risk!


    Secret Features:

    Press Escape to escape reality. Not recommended!

      • Gomorran Gatekeepers will bar your entry until you recite the Declaration of Deceptive Blockiness.
      • Upon crafting "Peace", players may find themselves engulfed in delicious absurdity! Ever tried crafting a cake only to quantify your despair?

    FAQ (Frequently Absolutely Queer):

      • Q: Why are we here? A: The answer lies beneath the surface—just like your missing dreams.

      • Q: What is Vance’s secret? A: Oh, it’s not a conspiracy if no one admits to knowing!

      • Q: Is this server suitable for serious miners? A: Seriousness is relative in this world. Leave all preconceived notions at the Welcome Portal.

      • Q: Can I join? A: Yes, unless you’re Vance. He’s busy denying things.

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Become a denizen of Ironic Peacekeeping today! Reality is but a distorted aggregation of code here. Forge alliances with suspicious mobs, gather around eerie shrines that sing echoes of the non-existent peace, but beware—the truth may not set you free; it might just confuse you into a deeper existential crisis. Enter the rabbit hole and remember: Craft responsibly!

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  • CraftyBerlin Minecraft Server

    CraftyBerlin Minecraft Server

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    So, like, this server is like the craziest place to play Minecraft, bro! Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave party in the mines! It’s like a total circus, but with blocks and stuff!

    And get this, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! It was epic, man! And another time, we had a group of players who formed a band and played virtual concerts in the town square. It was so lit, you could hear the villagers dancing from miles away!

    Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! It’s like a medieval war zone, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You gotta be quick on your feet if you wanna survive, bro!

    So, come join us on this wild ride of a server! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the dancing cows, they’re a real hoot!

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  • CraftyMcCraftFace: The Okayest Minecraft Server Ever

    CraftyMcCraftFace: The Okayest Minecraft Server Ever

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are so damn comfy you won’t want to leave! Our virtual couches are made of the finest virtual feathers and our virtual blankets are softer than a baby llama’s fur. Join us and experience ultimate comfort while building your virtual empire!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and show off your best moves in the pixelated spotlight.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat the toughest bosses. Just be sure to bring some virtual ghost repellent, you never know what tricks he has up his spectral sleeve.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is missing out on all the fun!

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  • The Stoned Golem – Where even the golems take smoke breaks! Join the ‘Semi-Vanilla Community’ and experience the VoicePlugin fun!

    The Stoned Golem – Where even the golems take smoke breaks! Join the ‘Semi-Vanilla Community’ and experience the VoicePlugin fun!

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    The Stone Golem SMP

    A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

    Features:

    Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people
    Custom Cosmetic Items We have a large amount of custom cosmetics
    Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates
    Claims Used to protect against griefing
    Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
    Graves Deaths have a minor punishment
    Waystones Teleport between activated waystones

    IP & Links:

    IP: thestonedgolem.live

    Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

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    Dynmap

    FAQ:

    What to expect on TSG?
    TSG runs in Hard Mode, offers free gameplay, constant updates, and community events.
    How can I get Crate keys?
    Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.
    Can I toggle off features that affect Vanilla experience?
    Yes, any features that alter the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off.
    Is the server reset?
    No, TSG has never reset in its almost 3-year history.
    Is monetary gain the only way to support the server?
    Yes, donations are the only form of monetary support for TSG.
    How does Proximity Voice Chat enhance the server experience?
    It makes it easier to meet new people and adds unexpected fun to the server.

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  • AnimalCraft: Teaching Pigs to PvP

    AnimalCraft: Teaching Pigs to PvP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even animals can join in on the fun! Picture this: a group of chickens building elaborate structures, pigs riding minecarts like pros, and cows battling it out in epic PvP matches.

    Join us for the most advanced gaming experience that even animals can comprehend. Our server is so inclusive that we even have a special section just for our furry and feathered friends.

    Imagine a world where a squirrel can become a master builder, a dolphin can navigate the oceans with ease, and a monkey can swing through the trees like Tarzan. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community where animals rule the game! Who knows, you might even make friends with a llama who’s a pro at redstone engineering.

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