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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2034 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 171 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this like, super exclusive club of awesome players who are all like, super cool and stuff. Plus, we have the best parties ever. Like, one time, we had a party where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head and ride pigs around the map. It was so hilarious, man.
So, like, if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. How can you say no to that, bro?