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RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8899	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Emeralds Found:	9370
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6008	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	266
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!