Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens, or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can beat him in a joke-off, he’ll give you a stack of enchanted golden apples as a prize!
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On our server, you can create a virtual paradise free from pesky in-laws and their questionable taste in decor. No more surprise American flags on your front porch or passive-aggressive comments about your need for control. Take back your power and design your own world, where you make the rules!
Plus, with our server, you can escape the chaos of real life, whether it’s dealing with recovering alcoholics or overbearing family members. Let off some steam by building, mining, and exploring in a stress-free environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some like-minded players who understand the struggle of maintaining boundaries with in-laws.
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Build the home of your dreams and leave the drama behind. Because in this virtual world, you’re the boss, and no one can tell you what to do. Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected, and American flags are optional. See you in the game!
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we have epic challenges that will test your pain threshold to the max. from jumping off cliffs to battling hordes of zombies, you will feel the adrenaline rush like never before. our players have even started a pain tolerance club where they compete to see who can endure the most pain without flinching.
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first off, did you know that scientists have discovered that an attenuated virus can help eliminate cancer in mice? yeah, you heard that right! and guess what? on our server, we have a secret lab where we use this virus to make our players invincible! that’s right, no more dying in Minecraft, you’ll be unstoppable!
not only that, but mice treated with this virus on our server are more resistant to developing tumors later in life. so not only will you be a Minecraft pro, but you’ll also be healthier than ever before! who knew playing Minecraft could be so beneficial for your health, right?
oh, and did I mention that this virus (LCMV) works and is safe even in mice with suppressed immune systems? well, on our server, we’ve taken it a step further and made it so that you’ll never get sick again! say goodbye to those pesky colds and flus, because on our server, you’ll be immune to everything!
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| Server Name | Medieval Horizons SMP |
|---|---|
| Theme | Medieval |
| Modded | Yes |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Yes! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join Medieval Horizons SMP.
Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find them in the Discord server or by asking a moderator.
Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own kingdoms and expand their territory in the medieval world.
Yes, as long as the mods and texture packs you use are approved by the server administrators to avoid any conflicts or unfair advantages.
You can reach out to the server moderators or ask for help in the Discord server. They will be happy to assist you with any issues or questions you may have.