Valve MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

game updates, player feedback, outsourcing, playerpowered, game integrity

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

sprays, Konata, official server, News, Wiki

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

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Minecraft server: MineFortress2 – The General

firing squad edition, skins, frag, 4chan servers, FRIDAY

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a firing squad? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is like a shot fired in battle. We’ve got more action than a Team Fortress 2 match, with crazy mods, loadouts, and skins that will make your head spin faster than a spy backstabbing you from behind.

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for our epic frag sessions, where the competition is hotter than a burning dispenser. Our server is so popular, even Valve can’t ignore us! And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to experience a whole new level of gaming insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Server, team fortress 2, valve, bodily functions, long tail tag

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

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SkibidiToiletCraft Minecraft Server

symbol, meme, iconic, skibidi toilet character, Character

Are you tired of living in a world where G-Man is just a TikTok meme? Come join our Minecraft server where G-Man reigns supreme! Our server is so legendary, even Zoomers will be talking about it for years to come. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and G-Man sightings around every corner. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of gaming history – join now!

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Objector Removal Inc.

intolerance, offensive content, LGBTQ, Behavior, Transphobia

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now before Valve removes the objector tool because apparently, some players can’t behave themselves and use it for transphobia. Don’t miss out on your chance to use the objector for all your wacky and outrageous creations before it’s too late! Join us now for the ultimate Minecraft experience filled with laughs, fun, and of course, EPIC builds!

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Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

unfair play, Quitting, hackers, online gaming, Gaming

Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

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V4Minecraft – The Ultimate Block Party!

BLOCK, REM Kanashibari, globie, Crystalis, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s basically on fire! Join us for the First ASMR Class Edition where you can chill with Crystalis, Abi Kadabura, Serina Maiko, and more!

But wait, there’s more! We have Petalight ASMR races, drawing contests, and even an anniversary celebration with merch that will make your head spin! And guess what? We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the shenanigans are off the charts!

Don’t miss out on the fun with globie, Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, and all the other Brave EN groups. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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CreeperCousin’s Minecraft Server

Trauma, Minecraft, abusive family members, childhood trauma, cousin relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of chaos, just like trying to navigate family drama at a wedding.

Join us and escape the real world craziness, where you won’t have to worry about inviting that creepy cousin who ruined your childhood. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable situations.

Plus, our server is so awesome that even overprotective moms can’t ruin the fun. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into your virtual world, in which case, good luck with that!

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InLawExclusionCraft

Marriage, Rude, future in-laws, trip abroad, cousins

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft building vibes? Then join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a roller coaster!

Just like this couple who had to compromise on their wedding plans, you’ll have to compromise with your fellow players on what to build next. But don’t worry, we promise no crazy in-laws will show up uninvited to your pixelated wedding!

And if you ever feel overwhelmed by family expectations, just remember that at least your future husband doesn’t want his uncle at the wedding either. So come join us for some stress-free building fun and leave the family drama behind!

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