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  • Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

    Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

    BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

    Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

    And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

    So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft server: MineFortress2 – The General

    Minecraft server: MineFortress2 – The General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a firing squad? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is like a shot fired in battle. We’ve got more action than a Team Fortress 2 match, with crazy mods, loadouts, and skins that will make your head spin faster than a spy backstabbing you from behind.

    Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for our epic frag sessions, where the competition is hotter than a burning dispenser. Our server is so popular, even Valve can’t ignore us! And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to experience a whole new level of gaming insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

    Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SkibidiToiletCraft Minecraft Server

    SkibidiToiletCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where G-Man is just a TikTok meme? Come join our Minecraft server where G-Man reigns supreme! Our server is so legendary, even Zoomers will be talking about it for years to come. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and G-Man sightings around every corner. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of gaming history – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Objector Removal Inc.

    Objector Removal Inc.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now before Valve removes the objector tool because apparently, some players can’t behave themselves and use it for transphobia. Don’t miss out on your chance to use the objector for all your wacky and outrageous creations before it’s too late! Join us now for the ultimate Minecraft experience filled with laughs, fun, and of course, EPIC builds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

    Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

    Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MiRNA Madness: Postharvest Procrastinators

    MiRNA Madness: Postharvest Procrastinators

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u know what’s better than postharvest senescence? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can build ur own wacky worlds and make friends with blocky pigs and cows. we got miRNAs (whatever that is) that will make ur creations last FOREVER, just like ur love for this server. come join us and never worry about ur horticultural products again, cuz u’ll be too busy having a blast in our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be a BLAST!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server – Harmony Falls

    Server Details
    Version Java 1.21.1
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord Join Discord

    About Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server offering an immersive and engaging experience for players of all skill levels. From proximity voice chat to towns and economy features, there’s something for everyone to enjoy!

    New Features & Seasonal Events

    Join in on our latest holiday-themed bosses and special events happening now!

    Join Our Active Community

    Join our welcoming community on Discord to start your epic adventure in Harmony Falls today!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is proximity voice chat mandatory? No, proximity voice chat is optional for players who prefer text communication.
    Can I build my own town? Yes, players can build their own towns or clans and engage in diplomacy or war with others.
    Is PvP mandatory? No, PvP is optional and can be toggled on or off to suit your playstyle.
    Are there regular events and competitions? Yes, players can participate in community tournaments, build contests, and more to win prizes.
    Can I collect pets and mounts? Yes, players can collect adorable companions and mounts, including dragons and griffins.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mystic Isles Realm 1.21.4

    Mystic Isles Realm 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got all the UK babes up in there, like, whoa! You could be building your blocky empire while chatting it up with some fine British lasses, mate! It’s like a virtual tea party with a side of creepers, innit? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated booty in here and let’s see those UK babes, anyone you know? It’s gonna be a jolly good time, I promise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP