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EvilCraft Minecraft Server

BIAS, BIASED, controversial, documentary, Evil on Trial, evilcraft, historical, investigation, Justice, justice system, Make Germany Great Again, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, Political, Propaganda, propaganda film, Server, trump, Truth, War Crimes, World War 2

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	3422
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

Abdul-Mateen II, action, CraftyMateens, Director, fighting harder, INTENSE, John Creasy, man on fire, Mercenary, Minecraft, Netflix, Personal demons, ptsd, Redemption, redemption path, series, Server, special forces, steven caple jr, Survival, Thriller, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

PeePooPals Minecraft Server

dog behavior, dog etiquette, dog manners, dog owners, dog owners behavior, dog owners etiquette, dog owners responsibility, dog training, Minecraft, PeePooPals, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owners, pet owners behavior, pet owners etiquette, pet owners responsibility, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, pet waste, property damage, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8948
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crops Grown:	2039
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Items Found:	2431
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

CraftyMelaninJoy

anxiety, Black youth, coping mechanisms, CraftyMelaninJoy, depression, discrimination, emotional well being, Identity, internalizing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minority, Oppression, racial discrimination, racism, self esteem, social justice, societal pressures, systemic racism, Trauma

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

🌟 NeonARK SMP: Where our vanilla tastes are as strong as our neon lights! 🌟

Adventure, Builds, classic, Community, Discord, DISCOVER, Events, Explore, Fun, Help, Join, lights, Maps, Minecraft, Neon, NeonARK, Players, Plugins, Prizes, Server, smp, STRONG, Support, TASTES, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9818	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Meet awesome players!
Customer Supportive	We’re here to help!
Weekly Events	Win cool in-game prizes!
	Check out amazing builds and mini maps!
Vanilla + Plugins	Classic Minecraft with a twist!

Join Our Discord: Click here!

Don’t miss the fun. See you in NeonARK SMP!

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them in the server spawn area or on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods on the server, but they must comply with our rules. Check with a staff member before using any mods.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server. Provide evidence if possible.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions with prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.