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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3348 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
