valve Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Quest Minecraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Coast, developer commentary, ending, Epic, episode 2, first time playthrough, fps, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, half-life 2, Half-life series, hl3, iconic game, memorable moments, Minecraft, player experience, Quest, Sci Fi, Storyline, valve, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	3563

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s better than the ending of Half-life 2! Explore beyond the Coast and discover new adventures that will keep you hooked. With developer commentary (just kidding), you’ll be entertained for hours on end. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the disappointment of a bad ending and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless. Who needs HL3 when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “What the block?!”

Valve Would Never Minecraft Server

digital distribution., Entertainment, Gabe newell, game development, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, half life, Minecraft, Never, online gaming, PC Gaming, Portal, Server, software, Steam, team fortress, Technology, valve, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Votes:	2293	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We once had a player who built a roller coaster so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And don’t even get us started on the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers, but who’s counting?).

Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck

Deck, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming innovation, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, gaming technology, handheld console, handheld gaming device, Minecraft, PC Gaming, portable gaming, POV, smp, Steam, Steam Deck, Steam library, Steam Platform, valve

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7431
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is home to a community of wacky players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Safe Characters Minecraft Server

Characters, Company, Diverse, Diversity, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, inclusive characters, Minecraft, Minority, minority characters, Minority representation, non-offensive, non-sexualized, portrayal, Positive, representation, respectful, Safe, Server, valve, video games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4677	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	915768
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of diverse and safe non-sexualized minority characters! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a rainbow-colored llama riding a flying pig. They were so amazed by the sight that they knew they had found their new virtual home. As they explored the server, they stumbled upon a group of dancing pandas who taught them how to do the moonwalk while wearing diamond armor. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen live in harmony, throwing epic underwater raves every weekend. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying through the sky, leaving a trail of glitter in its wake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs boring old servers when you can have rainbow llamas, dancing pandas, and underwater raves? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza

anniversary, Beta Testing, EXTRAVAGANZA, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming rumors, gaming speculation, gaming updates., half-life 2, halflife, hl2, Minecraft, new content, private beta, Release, Server, speculation, Updates, valve, Valve Corporation, Valves, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	945
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Valve to release Half-Life 3? Well, join our Minecraft server instead! We promise to deliver updates faster than Valve pushing updates to their private beta branch. Who needs Half-Life 3 when you can have endless fun building and exploring in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Gabe Newell himself is a regular player and will personally ban anyone who mentions Half-Life 3 in the chat. So come join us and experience the thrill of crafting and surviving in a world where Half-Life 3 is just a distant memory.

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, blocks, classic, First Person Shooter, gaben, Gaming, gaming industry, Gaming news, half life, half life remake, half-life 2, Half-Life 2 anniversary, Half-Life 2 remake, Half-Life 2 remake announcement, half-life anniversary, hl2, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Reimagined, remake, remake announcement, Server, valve, video games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Valve’s Louis Love Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Censorship, community standards, controversy, discrimination, Ethics, gaming industry, Louis, love, Minecraft, multiplayer, offensive language, online gaming, online harassment, player behavior, racial slurs, racism, smp, social responsibility, toxic behavior, valve, Valves, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of a world where Valve is actually a mischievous player who loves to stir up drama by calling Louis all sorts of ridiculous racial slurs! Will Louis ever get his revenge? Will Valve ever learn his lesson? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the epic showdowns and hilarious banter that ensue. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

SMP SvenCraft: The Coop Chronicles

action, Adventure, Chronicles, co-op, coop, Cooperative gameplay, First Person Shooter, Game Mods, Gaming Community, half life, LAN party, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, smp, strategy, Survival, sven coop, SvenCraft, team-based, valve, video games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	4426
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on dragons and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of ninja chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Smite1SkinsMCServer

BONUS, bonus gems, Deadlock, deal with it, founders gems, founders packs, incentivizes, lackluster sales, leaked, LEAVING, port over, rapid departure, shooting mechanics, skins, Smite 1, Smite 2, Smite1SkinsMCServer, stick around, userbase, valve

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Are you tired of boring old Smite skins that don’t carry over to the next game? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where your skins may or may not transfer over, but who cares because we have bonus founders gems! And forget about those other players leaving, we have Deadlock leaked, which is basically what Smite 2 should have been – a mix of Smite, Dota, and shooting mechanics. So come join us on our server where the chaos never ends and the fun never stops! Who needs Valve when you have us?

”TF2Craft Server”

Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	9889
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.

But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dragons Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	8139	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9256
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Potions Brewed:	144
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!