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  • ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

    ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisCraft Minecraft Server

    SisCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    On our server, we have a special event called “Little Sister/ Daughter GFE Day” where players can bring their little sisters or daughters into the game for some wholesome family bonding time. Build a house together, go on epic quests, or just hang out and chat by the virtual campfire. It’s a totally ethical and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary diamond sword. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

    NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

    So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

    V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

    PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

    CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

    HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a server trailer available? Server Trailer
    Is there a Discord server for HexArchon? Discord Server
    Where can I find more information about the server? Wiki
    What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon? Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
    What are the server’s technical specifications? CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
    Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition? Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP