VALUES Minecraft Servers

Values

  • TrashyParentCraft

    TrashyParentCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

    Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Bliss Isles 1.21.1

    Eternal Bliss Isles 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t tolerate hedonists! We’re all about building friendships and healthy gaming habits. Plus, who needs a hedonist bringing down the vibe? Not us, that’s for sure! So come on over and join the fun, where we value relationships and health over all else! Let’s build together and leave the hedonists in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisterlyVacay Minecraft Server

    SisterlyVacay Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like an unwelcome guest in your own sister’s house? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being treated like a stranger again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will welcome you with open arms, unlike some real-life family members we know.

    Instead of splitting the cost of a virtual pizza down to the last penny, you can enjoy free virtual feasts with your new Minecraft buddies. And don’t worry about faulty plumbing or shoddy construction – our server is built to last, with no leaks or cracks in sight!

    So say goodbye to awkward family visits and hello to endless fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing falling apart is the occasional creeper explosion? Join us now and leave the family drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Wedding Snub Survival Server

    Wedding Snub Survival Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any bridesmaid drama.

    Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers can’t cause any trouble! Build your dream wedding venue without any fear of being removed from the bridal party. And don’t worry, we won’t pick sides like some brides do – everyone is welcome here!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to use next. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MoneyCantBuyMeCraft – Minecraft SMP

    MoneyCantBuyMeCraft – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days and our creeper explosions are off the charts! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from griefers. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.

    So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, even if you made all the money in the world, you’ll never find a server as crazy and fun as this one. Let’s gooooooo! ðŸĪŠðŸ”ĨðŸēðŸŽĒ #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Goodness: Rare Find

    Pixel Goodness: Rare Find

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were the best at Minecraft. They had all the diamonds, all the enchanted gear, and they thought they were on top of the world. But then, they joined our server.

    Suddenly, they were faced with challenges they never even knew existed. Giant chickens that could shoot fireballs, pigs that could fly, and creepers that would break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It was madness, I tell you!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our server is home to the rarest of creatures – the morally ambiguous player. You never know what they’re going to do next. One minute they’re helping you build a castle, the next they’re stealing your diamonds and running off into the sunset.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ethereal Quests 1.21.4

    Ethereal Quests 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, forget about sex, come join our Minecraft server where we mine and craft like there’s no tomorrow!

    We don’t need sex when we have diamonds to find and creepers to explode, am I right?

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated fun that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life.

    Who needs sex when you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and fight off zombies with your trusty sword?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft universe where the only thing that matters is the next epic build or epic battle.

    Sex? What’s that? We only know how to mine and craft like absolute madmen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SandwichSNAFU – Oops, wrong order!

    SandwichSNAFU – Oops, wrong order!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of partners who don’t appreciate your thoughtful surprises? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to appreciate every single block placed or item given to them! No more wasted sandwiches or hurt feelings here, just pure gratitude and love for all things Minecraft. Plus, our server is filled with players from all walks of life, so you’ll never have to worry about someone not understanding the value of a good breakfast sandwich. Come join us and experience a world where every block matters and every gift is cherished!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BridalPartyBan Minecraft Server

    BridalPartyBan Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings and drama-free friendships? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft experience with some juicy conflicts and outrageous demands? Then come join our server where the drama never ends!

    Picture this: you and your best friend, let’s call her Louise, have been through it all together. From toxic relationships to family drama, you two have always had each other’s backs. But now, things have taken a turn for the worse. Louise, your Maid of Honour, has suddenly become a diva and is causing chaos in your wedding plans.

    She’s double booked herself for your hens/bachelorette party and another wedding, and expects you to change your plans to accommodate her. But fear not, on our server, you can kick her out of the bridal party without any consequences! Who needs a flaky MOH when you can have a loyal Minecraft buddy instead?

    Join us for a wedding experience like no other, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelLifeUnscathed

    PixelLifeUnscathed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, uneventful lives? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme! Our players have survived creeper explosions, fallen into lava pits, and even been chased by a pack of angry wolves. If you’re looking for a sign of a truly undamaged life, look no further than the battle scars earned on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP