Value MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

handyman, refurbish, affordable, cost effective, economical

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AntiqueLoanGoneWrong

antique, material things, emotional, misunderstanding, Value

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a friend stealing a lamp!

On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your best friend steal your diamonds? Will a creeper blow up your house right before you finish building it? The possibilities are endless!

And just like the lamp in this story, our server is a true gem. With a community of players who will keep you on your toes and friendships that will be tested, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a lamp when you have all this excitement waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Boomers & Bedrock: Age & Satisfaction

Intimacy, couples, marital happiness, Link, aging

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find all the sexual satisfaction you need to keep your marriage happy and strong! as you age, you’ll realize that minecraft is the key to keeping the spark alive in your relationship. forget therapy, just log on and start building with your partner for some steamy fun! our server is filled with hot lava pits and sexy mobs to keep things spicy. join now and level up your love life with us!

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Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

Manipulation, gross negligence, Payout, Desperation, Deception

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

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Believer of $10K ETH Minecraft SMP

alt season, reserves, governments, Minecraft, Bitcoin

Are you tired of falling for traps in the crypto world? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only trap you’ll fall into is a pit of diamonds!

Forget about ETH hitting $10K before BTC hits $100K, on our server, you’ll be hitting $10K worth of diamonds before you can even say “blockchain”. And don’t even get us started on Doge trying to reach $1 before Bitcoin hits $100K – we’ve got Doge riding pigs around the server like it’s nobody’s business!

Join us and watch as Algo, Cardano, Link, Dot, and all the other alts try to keep up with the madness of our Minecraft world. Who needs crypto when you can have creeper explosions and zombie pigmen raids? Don’t fall for the trap of boring servers – join us for a wild ride to the moon (or at least to the Nether)!

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PokeHeavens Network

1.16.5, #exciting, Server, Community, new

Bienvenido a PokeHeavens Network! Minecraft Pixelmon 1.16.5.

The goal of Pokeheavens Network is to create a balanced, non-p2w server where everything you get has value and does not devalue over time, eliminating the need for wipes.

Our community is friendly, welcoming and always willing to help. We also have an active development team that is constantly adding new features, there is always something new and exciting to discover in the world of Pixelmon.

Join our Discord to learn more and start your adventure today!

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Dream About My Dead Dog Minecraft SMP

Companionship, smp, für, surreal, ticklish

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to hug and pet your favorite virtual pets in your dreams! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can feel the fur on your fingers as you tickle them under their front right leg. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of dream experience on our server? Don’t miss out on this surreal opportunity to connect with your virtual pets in ways you never thought possible. Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

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Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

financial system, barter, Minecraft, Civilization, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

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Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

Beating, cover, Loss, Finally, market analysis

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

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Why Wasting Time and Energy Complaining About Modern Shitty Games Minecraft SMP

Wasting, games, modern games, Minecraft, shitty

Are you tired of being bombarded with microtransactions and loot boxes in every game you play? Do you long for the good old days of gaming when you didn’t have to sell your soul to progress? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.

So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!

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