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CraftyPolishTrades
lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. -
CraftyCashCow
Our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because we have a secret underground diamond mine where you can mine all the diamonds your heart desires! And not just any diamonds, but enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers in the game. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. So come join us and experience the most epic and expensive Minecraft adventure of your life! -
Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation
HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!
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RegretCraft
Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming! -
ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!
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FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server
Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.
So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?
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PokeHeavens

Bienvenido a PokeHeavens Network! Minecraft Pixelmon 1.16.5
The goal of Pokeheavens Network is to create a balanced, non-p2w server where everything you get has value and does not depreciate over time, eliminating the need for wipes.
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WashAndDryNoByeBye
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.
Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?
So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
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BlockySacrificeCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is losing your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, on our server, sacrifices are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of sacrificing your rarest items to summon powerful mobs to do your bidding.But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?
So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!
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LostCraft: Appreciate the Blocks
Have you ever lost your pet parrot in Minecraft and realized how much you took its annoying squawking for granted? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with an abundance of obnoxious parrots just waiting to drive you crazy! Join us for a wild ride of bird-filled chaos and never take your feathered friends for granted again!
