Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?
So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!
Join our server and witness the magic of anime girls laying like normal human beings. You’ll never have to question their comfort levels again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into an anime girl yourself. Who wouldn’t want to experience the world of Minecraft as a kawaii character?
So come on over and join us for a laid-back (literally) gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you see how our anime girls lay, you’ll never want to leave!
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Welcome to ScottyP’s Vanilla SMP, where adventure awaits, friendships blossom, and the world of Minecraft comes alive!
This is an ADULTS ONLY server, looking for folks with Good Vibes and a 9-5.
Join the discord! — discord.gg/4sAns8YNbq
Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, our server promises an unforgettable experience. Here’s what you can expect:
Semi-Vanilla: We believe in the magic of Minecraft as it was meant to be played. A few QOL aspects will be added down the road.
Epic Builds: Channel your inner architect! Construct sprawling castles, hidden villages, or pixel art masterpieces. The canvas is yours.
Exploration: Venture into uncharted lands, discover ancient temples, and unravel secrets buried deep within the terrain.
66.179.219.135:25565
imagine building a house with your thumbs, it’s like building a mansion in seconds cuz thumbs are OP on this server.
oh and get this, our server is run by a group of thumb warriors who protect us from evil mobs with their thumb powers. they shoot thumb lasers and crush enemies with their mighty thumbs. it’s insane!
so come join us on this thumb-tastic server and experience Minecraft like never before. thumbs up for fun!
According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.
So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!