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X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut
$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth managementlol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths -
CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!
7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuationso, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.
join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.
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TechTards Minecraft Server
financial analysis, financial literacy, ignorance, investing, irrational exuberance, lack of knowledge, market behavior, market hype, market trends, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, nvda, overestimating, overvaluing, retards, Server, stock evaluation, stock market, Tech illiterate, Technology, TechTards, ValuationAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with tech illiterate noobs who can’t even spell “redstone” correctly? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the NVDA-loving geniuses out there!Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane contraptions using nothing but NVDA! Want to create a flying machine that can take you to the moon and back? NVDA can make it happen! Need a redstone contraption that can automatically mine diamonds for you? NVDA has got your back!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the founder of our server is actually a secret NVDA agent who can hack into any player’s inventory and fill it with unlimited diamonds! And if you manage to find the hidden NVDA temple within the server, you’ll be granted access to a secret room filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the game!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those tech illiterate retards what real Minecraft skills look like!NVDA for life, baby!
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AnonymousCraft: Server No. 673419458 – Where even the creepers wear masks!
ANONYMOUS, AnonymousCraft, Antiques, appraisal, Assessment, collectible, CREEPERS, estimate, Evaluation, Investment, market value., Masks, no. 673419458, Pricing, rare, Server, unidentified, unknown, valuable, valuable item, valuable object, Valuation, vintage, wear, WORTH..Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little tale…Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sheer madness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player to stumble upon it and become the richest miner in all the land!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Trust us, it’s worth it!
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Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!
Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, VanillaServer Overview
Type Plugins Economy Land Claims Version Location Discord Vanilla Few select plugins Diamond based No land claims Papermc 1.20.6 France https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB FAQ
1. Can I claim land on the server?
No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.
2. What kind of economy system does the server have?
We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.
3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?
We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.
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PixelPunch Minecraft Server
2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week longWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.
Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!
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WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA
beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddyWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.
But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!
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MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server
balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integrationAre you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?