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Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	529	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

TextCraft: Empowering Introverts

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	202154	Epic Battles Fought:	6

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where introverts rule da world! If you use texting to express yo self, dis da place for you! We got introverts levelin’ up their self-confidence like bosses! Text yo way to greatness and show da world who’s boss in dis epic server! Join now and unleash yo inner introvert power!

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

anal desire, anal penetration, anal sex, battle, blocky, desire, Domination, explicit, explicit desire, explicit language, FAGGOT, fetish, gun, homosexual, homosexual desire, Kinky, LGBTQ, Minecraft, PENETRATION, rough sex, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, taboo

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	109
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3925	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	6860	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5000
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Buildings Constructed:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Items Found:	1275
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.