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BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3931
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

10x return, Arguing, asymmetrical investment, charts, CraftyTime, crypto bags, Discords, go swimming, holder, making money, market impact, meaningless BS, Minecraft, outside, Prices, Real World, refreshing biz, ride a bike, scam market, Server, Trading, twitter, valuable time

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9332	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of wasting your precious time on meaningless crypto charts and market trends? Do you want to escape the scam trash market and have some real fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unwind and forget about all that crypto drama.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. No more stressing over worthless shitcoins or constantly checking prices – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches that will make you feel like you’ve just 10x your money. So why waste your time on the crypto rollercoaster when you can ride a virtual bike, go swimming in pixelated waters, or focus on building your dream world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos of the crypto world and join our server for a dose of laughter, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more rewarding than staring at those boring charts all day.

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	941
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magic Items Found:	7192
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Potions Brewed:	57
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Star Shards Collected:	99	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	213	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Animals Bred:	100	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Potions Brewed:	150
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	8010
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!