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CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4196	Towns Built:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

BroCraft Drama: No Help for Bro’s Blabbing Wife!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life and just chill with some blocky friends. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors asking for handouts.

Join our server and escape the clout-chasing relatives who think winning the lottery means you’re their personal ATM. Build a fortress to keep out the beggars and choosers who only show up when they smell money.

Don’t worry about losing your privacy or dealing with ungrateful family members, because on this server, the only drama is deciding which color of wool to use for your pixel art masterpiece.

So come on over and join us, where the only financial emergencies are when you accidentally spend all your diamonds on a fancy new pickaxe. Let’s block out the haters and craft some epic adventures together!

DisagreeCraft: UnpopularOpinions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opinions being thrown around? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the wackiest and most outrageous opinions out there! From believing that pineapples belong on pizza to thinking that socks with sandals are the height of fashion, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride where you can express your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Who knows, you might even find someone who agrees with you that cats are actually aliens sent to spy on us!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who shares your love for wearing socks with flip flops in the winter. It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace it all!

CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3734
Potions Brewed:	161	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Emeralds Found:	2332	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6810
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	296025
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	282508	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1653
Dragon Eggs Found:	2852	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Farms Harvested:	881
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!