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RetroCraft Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2010s, activism, colored hair, cultural movement, current events, generation, internet culture, Land, millennial, modern issues, Nostalgia, political activism, Political Correctness, Progressivism, protest, RetroCraft, SJW, social change, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, social media, societal norms

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the world! We don’t have any SJWs here, just a bunch of gamers building epic stuff together.

We’ve got rainbow-haired ladies too, but instead of protesting, they’re building giant pixel art statues and screaming with joy when they finish a new project. It’s like a blast from the past, but with a modern twist that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, join us and let’s create a world where the only thing we protest is running out of diamonds!

Crazy Italian Blockheads

Admiration, anglos, attraction, beauty, Blockheads, crazy, culture, DATING, ethnicity, European, Exotic, fascination, gender dynamics, Italian, Italian women, love, Media influence, Mediterranean, Obsession, relationships, romantic ideals, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft and build and fight and explore and do all the things! We got crazy cool mods and wild adventures waiting for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Let’s gooooooo!

BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	244763
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2543	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

Ice Age Dirt-Free Server

age, antarctica, barren landscape, climate change effects, desolate landscape, Dirt, DirtFree, extreme environment, frozen continent, frozen tundra, harsh climate, Ice, icy terrain, isolated continent, no soil, no vegetation, polar region, pristine wilderness, remote location, scientific research, Server, southern hemisphere, unique ecosystem, untouched wilderness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so come join our epic minecraft server where we have ALL the dirt you could ever want! we have dirt for days, dirt for weeks, dirt for years! build your dirt castles, dirt mansions, and dirt skyscrapers!

we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!

don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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The Toebob SMP

active player base., building maestro, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, smp, Toebob

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Toebob SMP Overview

Features
✨ Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins. (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
🛒 An (in-the-works) shopping district.
👪 An active player base.

Are you looking for a nice, awesome Minecraft SMP for you to play on? Look no further, the Toebob SMP is here to save you!

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb RAM.
A lit Discord server and community.
A dash of chaos—because what’s life without a little madness?

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join? Here’s the invite to the Discord server:

Join Toebob SMP Discord

Toebob SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the Toebob SMP server?

A: To join the server, first join the Discord server and request to be whitelisted. You will receive further instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Toebob SMP?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join Toebob SMP?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected from all players to maintain a friendly and respectful community.

The Void’s Edge 1.20

action, Adrenaline, Anime, Battles, Combat, Competition, Defeat, Drama, edge, Entertainment, fighters, INTENSE, Kengan, Manga, Martial Arts, never gets another on-screen fight, showdown, strength, Suspense, Tournament, underground fighting, Victory, VOIDS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz! It’s like the ultimate place to be if you never wanna see another fight on your screen ever again!

Imagine a world where creepers and zombies are just chillin’ and vibin’, no need for drama or violence, just pure peaceful coexistence.

Join us and experience the tranquility of a Minecraft server where conflict is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest treehouse or finding the rarest diamond.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a community that values peace and harmony above all else. Join now and say goodbye to on-screen fights forever!

LineCraft Minecraft Server

line etiquette, LineCraft, Minecraft, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet checkup, pet clinic, pet emergency, pet health, pet medication, pet owner, pet services, pet stress, pet surgery, pet treatment, pet vet, pet wellness, Server, vet appointment, vet visit, waiting in line

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Potions Brewed:	85
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value proper line etiquette just like at the vet’s office! Join us for a chance to showcase your impeccable waiting skills and strategic lineup maneuvers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive in chaotic situations and enjoy standing their ground against entitled groups. Show off your assertiveness and quick thinking as you navigate through unexpected challenges and confrontations.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about fairness, justice, and the importance of being first in line (both in-game and in real life). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your worth and assert your dominance in the virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and show everyone that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s rightfully yours, even if it means facing off against a group of disgruntled players who can’t handle being outsmarted. See you in the game, where the line starts here!