ValticSMP Minecraft Servers

ValticSMP Minecraft Servers

  • LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

    LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 1109
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1564 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

    not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 4733
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3597
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6894
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 4566
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Ores Mined: 2487 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 834351
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2312
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8387
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 7630
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6123
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 4798
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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