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Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	2828	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!