plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.
so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
| Server Name | A New World |
|---|---|
| Server Discord | Join Discord |
| Description | Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft. |
A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.
A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.
A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.
Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.
So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.
also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.
and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Server Details | New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed) |
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| Gameplay | PvE |
| Server Status | 24/7 – East Coast US |
| World | Fresh New World |
| Owner | Helpful/Active Owner |
| Community | LGBTQIA+ Friendly |
| ModPack | ModPack Link in Discord |
| Access | Whitelist |
A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.
A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.