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Minecraft Band Camp: ‘Hibike Euphonium Edition’

Anime, Band, beautiful animation, brass band, Camp, Character development, Coming of Age, Dedication, Drama, Edition, emotional, Ensemble, euphonium, friendship, Heartwarming, Hibike, Hibike Euphonium, inspiring, Kumiko Oumae, kyoani, Minecraft, Music, School, slice of life, talented musicians

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8555	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

BootyCraft: Where Butts and Blocks Collide!

ass, blocks, BOOTY, BootyCraft, Butts, chatted up, collide, Communication, confusion, Entertainment, flirtation, Friends, Fun, Guessing, Help, identify, Interaction, internet, Laughter, met acquaintance, ONLINE, relationships, socializing, speculation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you might just meet your future Minecraft BFF who will show you their pixelated booty – who knows if it’s actually theirs or if they just found it on the internet, but hey, we’re all about having a good time here!

So come on over and make some new friends, explore crazy builds, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

Austria, Budget, Cheat, comparison, Countries, Crafty, Economy, european union, finance, Fly, France, germany, GOOGLE, Government, gsa, hobo, hobo island, Kingdom, MONEY, outspends, Pigs, Politics, SPENDING, Stereotypes, switzerland, uk

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Troll Together!

BUILD, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, LAUGH, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, troll, ttt, twitter, Vtubers, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Zombie Dances:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5012
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers come to play and create chaos like never before.

Imagine building a house with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her angelic voice. Or exploring dungeons with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will guide you through the treacherous traps and monsters.

But that’s not all! Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino engage in epic battles with Vox Akuma and Ike Eveland. It’s a showdown like no other!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the realm of ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, and Scarle Yonaguni will test your courage and wit in their twisted challenges.

But beware of XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and Kotoka Torahime will lead you on a wild adventure filled with danger and excitement. And don’t even get me started on Krisis, where Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you want to join in on the chaos, that is!

NinjaCraft: Slaying Creepers & Eating Sushi

abrahamic God, Adventure, boss battle, challenging gameplay, Character development, console game, CREEPERS, divine intervention, Eating, Epic, FANTASY, final boss, immersive world, japanese RPG, Mythology, NinjaCraft, religious themes, role-playing game, Save The World, slaying, Story-Driven, sushi, turn based combat, ultimate showdown, video game

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	6945	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Japanese RPG-inspired Minecraft server? Well, get ready to face the ultimate challenge because the final boss is none other than the Abrahamic God! That’s right, you’ll have to battle it out with the Almighty himself to claim victory and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy quests, insane monsters, and mind-boggling puzzles that will test your skills and wit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Japanese RPG Minecraft server with the craziest final boss ever!

Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

blocky, borders, Canada, combined, creeper, Cultural, Differences, Diplomacy, Failed, foreign country, geography, Identity, international relations, national pride, neighboring countries, North America, Political, separate countries, Similarities, travel, Unity, Usa

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

asset repository, CraftyWasteland, CREEPERS, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 76, Fallout General, fev, Fog, Harley, MEDIAFIRE, modding, modlist, new vegas, pastebin, Pit, Resources, revolver build, Spreadsheet, steam community, worries

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

Analysis, commentary, CommieCraft, culture, current events, debate, discussion, education, equality, Ideology, Iron, left wing, Leftist, liberal, Media, News, opinion, ore, podcasts, Political, progressive, r9k, social justice, Socialists, society

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

algorithm, annoyance, BBC, blocky, Boys, broadcasting, club, Communication, CREEPERS, Digital, Frustration, internet, Media, News, norm, ONLINE, OVERLOAD, question.., Repetitive, social media, Spam, Technology, time of day, trending, viral, worries

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

Affected, Africa, club, comedy, Confused, confusion, continent, CREEPERS, disparity, Domain, EXPLAIN, Explanation, health, HIV, humor, image, INEQUALITY, North Africa, pandemic, question.., Race, sense, Skeletons, somebody, Understanding, Virus, White Man

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!