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PutinCraft2026

2026, Alliance, Attack, Belarus, Conflict, Crazy Putin, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, military aggression, military buildup, nato, political tension, PutinCraft2026, russia, security threat, Troops, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even Crazy Putin is thinking of joining! Imagine building up troops in Belarus while dodging NATO attacks, just like a real-life Minecraft battle royale! Zelensky himself is like, “Bruh, this server is off the chain!” Join now before Crazy Putin takes over the server and starts building nuclear reactors in the spawn area. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Blocky Brain Battle

battle, Behavior, behavioral changes, blocky, Brain, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive function, Females, gender differences, gender-specific, immune response, inflammation, Males, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sex differences, study

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Towns Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where brain inflammation makes u act all cray cray!!! boys and girls actin all wacky and wild, u never know what to expect!!! maybe the boys start building giant banana statues or the girls start riding pigs like they’re in the rodeo!!! it’s a total party up in here, so come join the fun and see what kind of shenanigans brain inflammation can cause!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust us!!!

Reverie SMP

64gbram, activitysystem, amdryzen, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, experiencedstaff, hermitcraft, Mature, nearvanilla, Nopaytowin, Polls, Proximitychat, Reverie, ServerEvents, serverspecs, smp, Suggestions, supporterperks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Reverie SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Aiming to keep original Minecraft magic with some HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players to use proximity chat.
Experienced Staff	Team with experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release.
Server Events	Hosted server events such as build battles and challenges.
Activity System	Visual system for players to set their availability.
Supporter Perks	Cosmetic/QOL perks only, no pay to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I apply to join Reverie SMP?

Please visit our Discord and follow the instructions provided in the application channel.

Is there any cost to join Reverie SMP?

No, joining and playing on Reverie SMP is completely free.

Are there age restrictions to join Reverie SMP?

While we aim for a mature player base, there are no strict age restrictions. We expect all players to conduct themselves respectfully.

Can I suggest changes or additions to the server?

Absolutely! We encourage our community to provide feedback and suggestions. You can do so through our Discord server or other designated channels.

What are the server specifications for Reverie SMP?

Our server is equipped with an AMD Ryzen 5600X processor, 64GB of RAM, 2x500GB NVMe SSDs, and located in Virginia, US.

Yagoo’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Commitment, CONVINCING, decision dilemma, Decision making, decision struggle, difficult choice, difficult decision, Enchanted, irresistible offer, loyalty, loyalty challenge, loyalty switch, Négotiation, offer, Persuasion, Realm, switch teams, team commitment, team loyalty, team switch, tempting offer, Yagoo, Yagoos

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because we got all the mobs and blocks you could ever want, like seriously, it’s a blocky paradise up in here. And get this, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slaying noobs left and right like a boss.

Plus, the admin is like a total wizard with redstone, you won’t believe the crazy contraptions he’s built. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base, it’s like something out of a spy movie.

So yeah, if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and have a blast with some cool peeps, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

WeirdQuestsMC SMP

BIZARRE, bizarre request, funny, funny request, odd, odd task, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Request, smp, strange, strange task, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual request, unusual task, weird, weird question, WeirdQuestsMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

LOL, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, the other day, this dude asked me to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. And I was like, “Bruh, that’s so random but I’m down!” So now we have this majestic potato dude chilling in the middle of our village, looking all fancy and stuff.

But that’s not even the weirdest thing that’s happened on this server. One time, we had a whole event where we all had to dress up as llamas and have a llama parade through the jungle. It was wild, man. Llamas everywhere, dancing and prancing like nobody’s business.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker we found filled with nothing but cake. Like, who even builds a cake bunker? Only on this server, I swear.

So if you’re looking for a good time and some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a llama mayor who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. It’s lit, fam.

ValentineCraft – Men’s Edition

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of giving your man the same old boring gifts on Valentine’s Day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect present for your manly man! Forget about chocolates and flowers, give him the gift of endless adventures and pixelated fun!

Join our server and watch as your man’s eyes light up with joy as he explores our vast virtual world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and adorable pixelated animals. He can build his own castle, mine for rare ores, or even battle dragons with his friends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on his face when he discovers our secret hidden treasure chest filled with virtual diamonds and gold! Who needs real jewelry when you can give him the gift of digital riches?

So this Valentine’s Day, give your man the gift of our Minecraft server and watch as he falls in love with the endless possibilities and excitement that await him. Join now and make this Valentine’s Day one he’ll never forget!

Wegovy’s Booze Busters

addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcoholism, behavior change, booze, Busters, clinical trial, desire to drink, findings, health, intervention, Medical research, medication, obesity, pharmaceuticals, Results, semaglutide, study, Treatment, Wegovy, Wegovys, weight loss

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re like a superhero but in block form. you can build whatever your heart desires and fight off creepers like a boss. but get this, on this server, there’s a secret potion that makes you build faster than the speed of light and gives you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

but wait, there’s more! this server has this crazy feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. and if you find a rare emerald, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like living in a fairytale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil skeletons with a sword made of pure cheese? yeah, it’s pretty wild. plus, there’s a dance party every friday night at the pixelated disco club. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures of your life. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft land?

ToadSMP

Adventure, AFK Zone, Auctions, Community, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Jobs, Launch, MCMMO, Progression, PvP, Rankups, Referrals, RICHEST, Shop, smp, Streaks, Tadpoles, ToadSMP, Towny, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1060	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Votes:	9725
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Star Shards Collected:	94	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Features
Jobs
Towny
Economy
Tadpoles
MCMMO
Rankups
Referrals
Auctions
Streaks
AFK Zone
Custom Items

FAQ

1. How can I start working with jobs?

To start working with jobs, type /jobs in the game.

2. What can I do with Tadpoles?

Tadpoles can be used to purchase exclusive items in game. To learn more, type /swamp in the game.

3. How can I sell my items through auctions?

To sell your items through auctions, use the command /ah in the game and follow the prompts.

4. What are the benefits of Rankups?

Rankups in the game provide perks and rewards for players. They are free-to-play and can be accessed through gameplay progression.

5. How can I invite friends and earn rewards through referrals?

To invite friends and earn rewards through referrals, use the command /referral in the game. Invite one friend to receive rewards.

6. How can I claim daily rewards through Streaks?

To claim daily rewards through Streaks, login at least once a day and use the command /daily in the game to claim your rewards.

7. What is the AFK Zone and how can I earn passive rewards?

The AFK Zone allows players to earn passive rewards by simply remaining online. Use the command /warp afk in the game to access the AFK Zone.

8. How can I explore custom items in the game?

To explore custom armors and items, use the command /warps in the game to access a wide variety of custom items available.

Chad’s Realm of Infinite Chances 1.20.1

1.20.1, blink, Chad, Chads, chances, Child molestation, Confidence, Context, domestic violence, DUI, Evil, Felony.., Incels, Infinite, judgment, locked up, MISTAKES, Realm, red flags, wrong way

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crops Grown:	8991	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Join our Minecraft server where Chad gets 20 chances to break every rule in the book, from felony to child molestation, while incels don’t even get a first chance! We don’t judge Chad, everyone makes mistakes, right? But if an incel blinks the wrong way, they’re locked up faster than you can say “red flags”. It’s all about confidence and context, baby! So come on down to our server where the rules are made up and the chances don’t matter!

PoopCraft Minecraft Server

awkward family moment, awkward situation, bathroom etiquette, bathroom mishap, bathroom privacy, communication breakdown, dinner party disaster, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, family dinner, family drama, Minecraft, motherhood mishap, parenting fail, personal space, PoopCraft, pooping disaster, privacy invasion, Server, social faux pas, teenage girlfriend, uncomfortable encounter, unexpected guest

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from embarrassing moments like the one our player experienced while hosting a dinner! Join us and never worry about unexpected bathroom interruptions again – unless, of course, it’s a creeper blowing up your toilet!

Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build your own secret bathroom hideout and never have to share it with anyone, not even your closest friends. And if someone accidentally walks in on you, just blame it on a glitch in the game – they’ll never know the truth!

So come join us on our server, where you can ban enchiladas from your virtual world forever and never have to face the awkward aftermath of a bathroom invasion again. Trust us, the adventures you’ll have here will make that real-life dinner disaster seem like a piece of cake – or should we say, a piece of enchilada? LOL!