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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6089 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
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